A man is sitting in a bar looking at the drink in front of him. He stays like that for half an hour. Then this big troublemaking truck driver sits down next to him, takes the drink from the little guy and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just fooling around. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I can't stand to see a grown man cry." "No, it's not that. Today is the worst of my life. First, I oversleep and am late to an important office meeting. My boss, outraged, fires me. When I leave the building to go to my car, I find out it's stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and after I pay the cab driver and the cab takes off, I find that I have left my wallet in the cab. I get home to find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And just as I'm thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison......"
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