If Anyone Wants My kind Gestures Unextended - Sign Here?

Hi All!

I thank each and every one of you exept Dlowan (chosen excludee) for your posts. I value the kindness and the sensitivity that lies beneath the messages you have kindly taken the time to consider and type. Those who know me will understand that there is not a single thing any of you can say or do that will make me reconsider my nature or habits thereof.

Those who suggest compromise, by adding it to a meaningless repetitive signature, are suggesting I have the same gesture to extend to the whole. I do not - Every gesture is a personal feeling I extend to, YOU ALONE, the individual. If you perceive this as condescending or lacking in genuinity (Made up word, because I like it better than genuineness), then I suggest you re-evaluate your self - For it is absolutely judged from the perspective of, YOU, the observer, and not, I, the sender. I, the sender, am true to myself, and if I did not mean what I sent, I wouldn't have sent it in the first place.

I read a post about some fella's lesbian/wife entanglement yesterday, and mid-way through, some fella attacked a guy with a pigeon avatar for saying something he didn't like in a prior discussion. The verbal abuse was aggressive and abominable - I couldn't filter this, so I just avoided it, and read on.
This is what you can do, if you don't like my gestures - Though you will not encounter any abuse therein. You can also ignore me or thumb down my threads.

Ultimately, you can ask me on this thread to exclude you.

Again, I thank every one of you, bar Dlowan (chosen excludee), for all the nice comments above.

Have a lovely day, all of you exept Dlowan (chosen excludee).

Mark...

I thought it was very funny.

dlowan (chosen excludee but enjoys irony and also your mother eats kitty litter)

If I said I had a thing for bunnies...would that be considered bestiality?

Depends upon the Bunny

dlowan (chosen excludee)

May thy balls become painfully twisted in your undies

Your new role as excludee has made you a bit grumpy...makes it even more exciting.

You've not seen grumpy...I can be scintillating.

dlowan (excludee)
May the wet spot ever be beneath thy tenderest part.

Aren't they all, made up, that is?

So now your "exclusion" means to name them in each of your salutations?

The idea was to be less boorish.

I am actually finding it quite funny....


Had he wished to be less boorish, he could simply have chosen the obvious option of not using the overly effusive salutations in posts answering, or specifically directed, to we happy excludees.

dlowan (happy excludee, may the elephant of ecstasy evacuate itself upon the pleasure centres of your brain)

The earlier they were made up, the less made up they appear.

An aside, I think we should compile dlowan's "curse salutations" for future use in our own lives.. say, when we are freeway driving and we are cut off. She is a mistress of the form.

True dat.

Dammit. I really wanted to be chosen.
Now SHE is the CHOSEN one.

May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down.

You can be chosen too. Just tell him you don't want the sappy salutations.

The more the merrier.

Yes.

right behind the marionette, i am...

howdy, doody.

The same happens to me. Its sort of an "nice energy overloard". Like a reverse Marvin.

Dont give him ideas! =)

Ye, the more we complain about his blessings the longer they get =)

If dlowan keeps cursing mark, and mark keeps not blessing dlowan, wont mark end up cursed, and dlowan unblessed?

May I be added to the Chosen Excluded list? Not that I care all that much one way or the other, I just like seeing my name in print.

And I have been inspired by all this talk of kind gestures to begin ending my posts with a flying pig for all -- except those that do not want my flying pig extended. Therefore, I shall henceforth end all my posts with ...



... except when I don't.

Hi Tico!

Chosen excludee!

Mark...