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What's in a purse?

 
 
Diane
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jun, 2010 11:00 pm
@dyslexia,
Come on love, admit it, you are terrified of my purse. I have to agree that it can be like the black hole of Calcutta and, like an old map, "Here be dragons."

You are impressively brave to even attempt to put your hand in my purse and I am in awe every time you make the attempt, even when you are too wussy to really dig in...

Sweet old cowboy.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jun, 2010 11:10 pm
@Diane,
(smiles, trips, hits Diane as she lifts back trunk door, she tosses ice cream my way, the cart guy comes over to ask if he can help us, we both glare, but we are busy with plastic bags, as this is Smiths, don't get me started.)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jun, 2010 11:45 pm
@Diane,
Diane wrote:

Come on love, admit it, you are terrified of my purse. I have to agree that it can be like the black hole of Calcutta and, like an old map, "Here be dragons."

You are impressively brave to even attempt to put your hand in my purse and I am in awe every time you make the attempt, even when you are too wussy to really dig in...

Sweet old cowboy.


You know what purse REALLY means, don't you?


Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jun, 2010 11:46 pm
@dyslexia,
dyslexia wrote:

when I was still among the employed and spending much of my days in the court I carried this as my brief case. It's an Israeli army paratrooper bag;
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41RkD%2BIiyDL._SL500_.jpg


It looks grumpy.
Thomas
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2010 12:41 am
@Diane,
Nice to see you Diane. And I agree about Dys's bravery---though he probably hid the bullets before he said what he said.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2010 12:48 am
@dlowan,
It reminds me of a bag I liked a lot, sans eagle or whatever that is.
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2010 03:19 pm
@ossobuco,
Operators are standing by!!!

Roberta
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2010 03:27 pm
@jespah,
Bravo! Jes, you sound suspiciously like me in this.

I'll take two. I especially like the zebra print. The remote in the cleavage. Poifect.
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2010 03:30 pm
@Roberta,
Thank you. It fits inside any standard-sized Wonder Bra!
Roberta
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2010 03:37 pm
@jespah,
I don't have a Wonder bra, but there's plenty of room. I'm not concerned.

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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2010 04:54 pm
@jespah,
Fabulous!
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roger
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2010 05:35 pm
@Roberta,
Humpf! Most of my formers were hard put to conceal a band aid. Sticky side in.
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Thomas
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2010 08:01 pm
@jespah,
I'll never be able to say "Joblawnsky" like you. Moavellous!
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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2010 08:10 pm
@jespah,
Love it! Will you throw in a set of Ginzu knives too?
jespah
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2010 05:39 am
@firefly,
I might be persuaded to do a sequel, but I need to get my hair higher.
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2010 09:14 am
I had my doubts that someone could carry a remote as you described so I did some research.
http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/8100/slide_8100_108048_large.jpg

Joe(my all doubts are gone)Nation
jespah
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2010 10:13 am
@Joe Nation,
I will be hiring her for our South American operations.
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Thomas
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2010 10:51 am
I expect you'll be needing a Vice President too---someone who doesn't do any work, but earns a big paycheck anyway. I hereby apply for the position.
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2010 12:03 pm
@Thomas,

take a numbuh, pal...
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2010 01:30 pm
@jespah,
OMG - it's Cyndi Lauper !!!!


(this is what you were doing on The Apprentice!)



hey grrrlfriend, I hear you're gonna be in Tranna for Pride this weekend. Bring the bags and the remotes. I'll handle the booth while you're on stage.
 

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