Come on love, admit it, you are terrified of my purse. I have to agree that it can be like the black hole of Calcutta and, like an old map, "Here be dragons."
You are impressively brave to even attempt to put your hand in my purse and I am in awe every time you make the attempt, even when you are too wussy to really dig in...
Sweet old cowboy.
when I was still among the employed and spending much of my days in the court I carried this as my brief case. It's an Israeli army paratrooper bag;