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10 times what you get.

 
 
Wilso
 
Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2003 08:15 am
The old story, woman finds lamp, woman rubs lamp, out pops a Genie.
I will give you 3 wishes, but be warned, for whatever you wish for, your husband will get times as much.

I wish to be the wealthiest woman on earth. OK says the Genie, but you realise that your husband will get 10 times the wealth you are given. "Yeah, that's OK" she replies, and zap, she's the wealthiest woman in the world.
Now I wish to be the most beautiful and desired woman on earth. OK, says the Genie, but you realise your husband will become the 10 times the most desirable man on earth? "That's OK" she replies and zap, she is the most desirable woman on earth.
"What would you like for your third wish" asks the Genie.

"I'd like a mild heart attack"
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Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2003 08:27 am
LOL!
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