Exploring philosophy through humor

I am Mediocre in some things, I am sorry about thât. U try a joke in Dutch 4 me ?

Two behaviourists meet at a conference: "Hi! How am I?" "You're fine. How am I?"

Two behaviourists are having sex. One says to the other, "That was great for you! How was it for me?"

Ha, does that mean we "jokingly" treat each other the same? I am having a difficult enough time with the English ones, as mentioned. Please don't get me lying in Dutch.

William

By the way, Pep do you actually type the words you use or do you have translating program, if you don't mind me asking?

William

Dictionary: New Websters, college version 1981 (second hand)

I bought an American dictionairy when I joined Philosophy Forum. I use it mainly for spelling. Can't get the compuer to do it for me. It does slow me down.


PS Rest of my books are mainly in the Attick-room (up the stairs usually)

Thot or Troth; Hermes would challenge you. I am more a yeoman. I care 4 the neighbours. I do not believe in grand scale gouvernment. Like more local rule by a Wise Man.

Thanks if attic means what I think you mean it to mean. Attick is a typo I presume or did you use that word for other reasons? One letter would transform that word to attack. I guess you could call it an attic attack or a war of words or a meeting of the minds on a battlefield, huh?

William

It is my Library/Guest-room/Storage. It is called different in Dutch. It translates to "going up", a retreat.

Local like the planet Earth. I guess it would be a little far fetched for many to think on that scale. I can't help it that's just how I do think. Grand scale government? I have never thought that way! A grand scale cooperation and consideration...................yes. most definitely indefinitely.

William

Glad with your input. What is your forte ?

I have been a salesman all my life with an expertise in insurance, advertising and signs. I understand all of those rather well and why most need them now. Unfortunately, I have also discovered, they truly don't need any of them if the truth were known and adhered to. Please don't ask me to explain further, I don't enough ink in my computer. Ha!

William

I study signs ! @WWW

Yes, you could say everyone does; it's called reading. Signs have been out there seemingly for ever as every letter you type is one. We've been drawing them every where and sad some are drawing them to a conclusion. Ha!

William

Do not estoppel this thread ?

Ha, I can't? I didn't estarttel it; Robert did!

Psychology jokes, eh?

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