@richrf,
Forget equivocation, strawman, and ad hominem: using humans as a means of debate is the ultimate logical fallacy.
Haha.
Edit: Yeah, I'm the type to laugh at my own jokes. :a-ok:
An addendum: These aren't awesomely awesome creative ideas, but these are just tongue-in-cheek aphorisms I thought up when I was younger. Enjoy at your own risk.
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If knowledge is power, then are "omniscience" and "omnipotence" interchangeable?
I meditate every night for 8 hours.
Vegetarians are simply selective murderers.
Philosophers are scientists, and ideas are their lab rats.
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Less comical ideas:
There's a difference between idiocy and ignorance; the first is an incapacity for new information, the second is just a lack of awareness.
Thinking is delayed intuition.
Utopia is the generous breach of yin and yang!