cavfancier wrote:Good on ya! If any of them work, let me know, and I'll get a divorce and move wherever the hell you live.
Baby, I wanna go down to your bank and make a deposit.
Baby, I wanna make like an astronaut and fall into your black hole.
I don't think any off them will work, as they are intended to work....but if it gets the girl laughing and smiling, that's a positive step foward.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs. What time do they open?
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
Cav, I unleashed some of these lines on the ladies today, and they just laughed and sarcasticly said "Did you come up with that all by yourself?" So, I guess it didn't work too well.
Tell the girl, "Hey, you know I can look at my watch and tell you something about yourself?", and the girl says "No, I don't believe it" SO you say "Under your clothes your hot and sweaty, and you have no underwear on." and she says "Haha, you are wrong" and you say "Opps!, my bad, my watch is an hour fast."
How about: "Hi, my name is ______ and do I have a twelve step program for you." Works on older drunk chicks.
If a girl says "I just don't think we fit together," say, "I do....I have a penis, and you have a mouth. It's perfect."
From a Nina Simone song, "I want a little sugar in my bowl."
Can I get you something ? Like excited ?
They say you are what you eat,and i want to eat you.
The best bone in your body is mine
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
And.....
Did you know that there were 265 bones inside your body? (Wait....lol) Well, I can show ya how to get one more.
How about....
Have you heard the latest medical news that sex is a real killer? Would you like to die happy?
And one more.....lol
Look at someone across the room, wave them over with your little finger, when they get there..thell them..."I made you come across the room with my lil finger, just imagine what I could do with my whole hand!"
show me your map of tassie(tasmainia)
I'd love to do you, how much money do you have ? Always works well for me......
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you ?
Do you work for UPS ? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You must be a parking ticket because you have FINE written all over you.
If I flip this quarter what are my chances of getting head ?
If you were a dwarf, you'd probably say I have a big dick.
Inheriting 80 million bucks means nothing when you have a bad heart.
One way or another I'm having sex with you tonight... but it'd be a whole lot better if you were there.
Gesture with your finger for her to "come here" ... When she gets to you ask "Do you always come when someone fingers you ?"
Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.
Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
I lost my rubber ducky. Would you bathe with me instead?
Don't worry, I don't get emotionally involved. Its just a physical thing.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, lets go screw!
Lets do breakfast tommorrow! Should I call you or nudge ya?
Let's cut through the bullshit and just ****...whaddya say? NO strings attached, so I hope yer not on the rag.
Hi, here's a credit card in your name.
How drunk are you? Really? Cool...I'm in, aren't I?
