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Child of the Light
 
Reply Sun 9 Nov, 2003 07:10 pm
Just post any pickup line you know.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 9 Nov, 2003 07:31 pm
I'm a multi-millionaire, own ten homes in the US, and five homes all around the world. Want to fly to Paris on my private jet tomorrow?
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Ceili
 
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Reply Sun 9 Nov, 2003 10:06 pm
Nice ______________ Wanna ****
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Child of the Light
 
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Reply Sun 9 Nov, 2003 10:35 pm
Ceili wrote:
Nice ______________ Wanna ****



That one is awesome...It truly merits a slap.


You guys keep em coming.
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Bugger20
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2003 07:18 am
Fxck me if I'm wrong, but is your name ____.
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the prince
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2003 07:19 am
Do u believe in love at first sight, or shall I pass by you again ?

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day
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Bugger20
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2003 07:25 am
Cheesy pick up lines:

If I could change the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

You know what would look good on you? Me.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2003 07:38 am
I would use a cheesy pick-up line on you, but you seem far too smart to fall for that.
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Grand Duke
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2003 08:08 am
Get your coat, you've pulled!
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the prince
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2003 08:09 am
I've lost my virginity. Can I have yrs ?
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2003 11:35 am
I'll prepare any breakfast your heart desires.
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Ceili
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2003 12:58 pm
Do you sleep on your stomach? Twisted Evil Can I?
Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard? Shocked
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Question 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
"Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" :wink:
Bond. James Bond.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Wow! Are those real? Razz
Are we related? Do you want to be?
HI! Can I buy you a car? Smile
and my all time favourite....
Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2003 01:15 pm
These are getting repetitive...

Your parents must be retarded...'cuz you're special.

Do you have a pierced tounge? No? Baby, you definitely need a stud in your mouth.

Walk up, spill a little of your drink on her..."oops, sorry. Better go get you out of those wet clothes."
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Fred
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2003 01:39 pm
Slappy I swear 10,000 sperm that day racing to an egg and your ass had to get there first!
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2003 03:16 pm
Yea, at least the sperm were meant to be there...you were supposed to swallowed, but your dad somehow came up with the extra $15.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2003 03:26 pm
I love the moon, but I prefer uranus.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2003 03:31 pm
I was a Latin major. I've read "The Marriage of Cunnilingus and Fellatio" at least 69 times.
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Ceili
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2003 03:47 pm
If I could change the alphabet, I'd put U between F and CK.
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Child of the Light
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2003 04:56 pm
Guys, these are awesome!!

Tomorrow, I will unleash them on the ladies.......I'm curious to find out how they are gonna react.


Do you have a tounge ring? No? Baby, you definitely need a stud in your mouth.


AWESOME!!



Keep em coming guys
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2003 05:01 pm
Good on ya! If any of them work, let me know, and I'll get a divorce and move wherever the hell you live. Laughing

Baby, I wanna go down to your bank and make a deposit.

Baby, I wanna make like an astronaut and fall into your black hole.
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