Thank God, You're Here, Handsome Boy!

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I'm in need of an A2K super heroes fix. Metropo-Gotham is in serious trouble, and we've all gathered at stately A2K Manor.

What's your power? What kinds of nifty tools do you bring to the table? What's your costume? Can you save the innocent citizens from an almost-certain fate? Or are you a dastardly villain, bent on world domination?

Me, I'm still getting my costume on, but I believe I will be neutralizing my enemies with High Fructose Corn Syrup. You?

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@jespah,

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What kinds of nifty tools do you bring to the table?

akin to nigel the englishman in an episode of family guy

i shall use my superior linguistic skills to convince the ne'er do wells to leave

ive always got my costume on

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I'm pretty sure kangaroos are too stupid to be superheros.

I could be a victim though.

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BTW Thank god you're here is a Tv comedy show here. Comedians are placed blind into an unusual situation and must improv their way through a segment.
http://au.tv.yahoo.com/thank-god-youre-here/video/-/watch/14385817/

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http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4203

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@djjd62,

http://www.babaloons.com/nocalcharacters/images/zena.gif

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@msolga,

http://pagesperso-orange.fr/gismonda/yoda.jpg

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I can do a sketch of the perps for broadcasting over the internet; I always have my drawing and painting materials handy. Just call me Quick Draw McGraw.

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@dadpad,

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I'm pretty sure kangaroos are too stupid to be superheros.

I could be a victim though.

Captain Kangaroo?

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http://files.sharenator.com/SuperHeroRecession_new_and_funny_motivational_pictures-s550x425-31412-580.jpg

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@Region Philbis,

How can you see with just the big star-shaped (stellate?) eye piece? Doesn't that interfere with peripherals?

Ah, Oolong, Yoda, Xena, Man-Man, Admiral Kangaroo (he was recently promoted after The Battle of Vegemite Hill), thank you for assembling. If I have missed anyone it is because I am Forgetful Myopic Girl. One of my weapons is the Laser Tri-focal. If I could only remember where I'd put it.

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I want to be Uman the Human. I will wear shirts and trousers and swat flies and wear sunscreen.

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I've been gammafied, like the amazing hulk.

http://www.historyguy.com/comicshistory/she-hulk-onea.jpg

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@Roberta,

Fluorescent microscope woman has her eye on all of you.. yes, all of you. Look, you're forming a circle!

http://www.biomedcentral.com/content/figures/1471-2121-3-29-2-l.jpg

er, not my photo, though I used to take similar photos..

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I am The Boomerang.

I use my karma-camera to snap a portrait that shows the state of your soul.

My sidekick, Dorian Grayscale, helps you interpret it.

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@boomerang,

Nice legs, Boida.

I feel our superhero circle will have a surfeit of photography. It is a helluva lot more interesting than x-ray vision. The soul-peering photography will do well when we are looking for confessions. Since that might be Constitutionally suspect, we may need to wait for The Lawyer to show up with The Briefcase of Peril.

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Admiral Kangaroo (he was recently promoted after The Battle of Vegemite Hill)

Thank you myopic girl. (I really wanted to be a victim and get rescued)

boomerang wrote:

I am The Boomerang.

Arch nemisis of Admiral kangaroo

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@dadpad,

Uh oh, trouble in the ranks.

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@jespah,

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ranks

if boomerang's corporeal self does not return she'll cop some shtik never fear

captain underpants to the rescue

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@jespah,

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Nice legs, Boida.

They're green!!

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