Disabled Vet

Mr. Smith got a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day when she was taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When she left the room she said, "Mr. Smith, your barracks door is open." Mr. Smith didn't understand her remark. But, later on he noticed his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary and called her into his office. "When you saw my barrack door open, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?" he asked. She replied, "No sir. All I saw was a disabled vet sitting on two duffel bags."