BMW.

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW
into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up
the nozzle.

As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the
ground.
"What are those, son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on the good earth are they for?" inquires
the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says
Tiger.

"Feckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, ! "BMW thinks of
everything!"