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Sat 1 Nov, 2003 11:09 am
INDICATORS Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken
SPEEDOMETER Der Egobooster
PUNCTURE Die Phlatte mit Bludyf**ken
LEARNER Die Twaten mit Elplatt
WINDSREEN WIPER Die Fippenflappenschittenspredden
FOOTBRAKE Der Edbangenovindskreen stoppenquik
BREATHALYSER Die Puffintem fur Pistenarsen
SEATBELT Der Klunkenklicken Frauleintrapper
HEADLIGHTS Das Dippendontdazzle ubastud
FOG WARNING Die Puttenfutdownen und Fukit
HIGHWAY CODE Der Wipen fur Arsen
TYRES Phlattfarts
TRAFFIC JAM Der Bluddinfukkin damnundblasten
BACKFIRE Der Lowdenbangen mekkenme f**kenjumpen
JUGGERNAUT Der Fukkengret trucken
ACCIDENT Der Bleedinmess
NEAR ACCIDENT Der f**ken neer schittenselfen
CYCLISTS Pedalpushen pilloken
REAR VIEW MIRROR Der Yokhunter TooKlosen
BONNET Pullnob und Knucklechopper
AIR HORNS Der Votderhellsdat Klaxonfanfaren
PETROL Das Kostiljooze fuer Geddinzegreesoffendertrousers
MOTOR CLUB Der Meetinhaus fuer Tallvagenstories
LOW BRIDGE Das Makinggrossenbussen ein Singledekken
GEAR LEVER Biggensticken fuer Kangaroochoppen
EXHAUST Spitzenpoppenbangentuben
Try as you might, you're not going to come up with anything funnier than an "Ausfahrt" sign. Except maybe one that says "Einfahrt."
After her traffic accident, the captain's wife gave these details to her husband. I got his name alright. It's Max Nix. It happened at the corner of Sackgasse and Einbahnstrass.
lenny
shure that you don't mean dutch driving translations?
Yah. Not Dutch. I 'member seing this when I was a wee brat, and the hippies drove Volkswagens...
session victim: I just noted that you would know a hell of a lot more about it then I.
hehe
shure, I'm driving a Volkswagen too
OK - I got's me a real one.
The German for 'snake' is 'schlange', a moving block of traffic behind a slow driver is then a 'schlange'.
The difference between a real 'schlange' and a traffic 'schlange'?
On a real snake the arsehole is at the end.
Quzite an insider joke, Mr. Stillwater. (You heard it how often? :wink: )
I heard that 'schlonge' is German for 'trouser snake.'
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