@farmerman,
Quote:A priest a rabbi and a weasel go into a bar.
1. the barman says to the weasel, i told you before not to bring any more freaks in here
2. the weasel reaches over and grabs some of the guinea pigs popcorn and all hell breaks loose
3. the weasel orders 17 rounds of drinks for them all but somehow manages to not pay for any
4. the weasel recommends they try the chicken, they all want it
5. over drinks the weasel reveals the explication of divine eternality
6. the priest and the rabbi are arrested for holding with a view to circumspection
7. the weasel orders for 3 and passes the plates around
8. the rabbi and the priest look curiously out of place in this bar although they fit right in
9. the priest and the rabbi deny that the weasel is under age
10. the worship commences once the weasels feet have been cleansed with a mixture of holy water and busted gut