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My inaugural entry:
Main Entry: DIC [dik]
Function: abbreviation
"noun
a "hypothetical" and mostly unacknowledged global organization existing to attempt to keep as many wayward and troubled teenagers (read as all teenagers) detained and "occupied" at high school as long as allowed after the official school hours without violating their habeas corpus rights.

Origin:
D(etention) I(ndustrial) C(omplex)
Examples:
This collective DIC exists to profit off the sweat and tears of all bored and restless teenagers in the developed world.;

Boyfriend: "Do you want to get a slice of pizza after school today?"
Girlfriend: "I can't. The DIC is conspiring to keep me late after school in detention for the rest of the week. Just because I dared called Ayn Rand, teacher's favorite fascist writer, a selfish and callous Nazi bitch!"

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@tsarstepan,

Taken. "Disseminated Intravascular Coagulation," aka "Death Is Coming."

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@patiodog,

Get your own acronyms! Mad

Still its a morbidly creative one at that. Cool

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@tsarstepan,

Main Entry: BAVK [bavk]
Function: noun or adjective
the act of returning to a website, cf. A2K; also, the part of the body just above the beautroxial area.

Origin:
Merry Andrew
Examples:
Merry Andrew: "My bavk is killing me!"
Seaglass: "You should feel better. We live in Hawaii!"

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@tsarstepan,

I'm starting my acronym list:"

E-nnoy: the quality of being annoyed while online.

(not intended or directed at anyone specifically)

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@jespah,

jespah wrote:

Main Entry: BAVK [bavk]
Function: noun or adjective
the act of returning to a website, cf. A2K; also, the part of the body just above the beautroxial area.

Origin:
Merry Andrew
Examples:
Merry Andrew: "My bavk is killing me!"
Seaglass: "You should feel better. We live in Hawaii!"

What's a beautroxial area? You even confused Google with this one. Razz

bavk sounds like a good old fashion Yiddish word. Good creation! Smile

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I understood that it's the buttocksial area, which shows some results on Google..

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@Francis,

Merci pour la clarification Francis.

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@tsarstepan,

Some editor(s) at the Urban Dictionary turned down my entry for DIC. I wonder if they thought that DIC is an acronym for someone's initials or they (possibly being conservative) took offense to my anti-Ayn Rand example sentence. Or worse, they don't know that Ayn Rand is a famous libertarian writer and they think this is a private joke. Private jokes and names of average people are supposed to rejected from submissions to the Urban Dictionary.

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@tsarstepan,

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Thanks for your definition of Satan's gumdrop!

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.

It should appear on this page in the next few days:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Satan%27s%20gumdrop

Urban Dictionary

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Quote:
Satan's gumdrop

((Seyt-ns guhm-drops))
â€“noun
1. Usually, Satan's gumdrops. The real name for Brussels sprouts. A plant, Brassica oleracea gemmifera, having small, cabbagelike heads or buds along the stalk, eaten as a vegetable.

2. Brussels sprouts. any of the heads or buds, eaten as a vegetable.

3. A vegetable side dish that induces vomiting, fear, pain, death, and bitter taste in ones mouth if ingested.

Susan: Why?! Why god?! Why do you hate me so?
Brittany: What are you going on about now?
Susan: The waiter brought me Satan's gumdrops with my half order of chicken! I specifically told him not to! I asked for ...
Brittany: Satan's gumdrops? ((urp)) Ugggh... just got a little bile in my mouth.
Susan: Let's split this joint. Any place that serves Brussel sprouts in lieu of edible food does not deserve our business.

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@tsarstepan,

Alas this Christmas weekend has been nice to me. Found out my 2nd attempt at getting Coote published in the Urban Dictionary was successful.

Quote:

Coote {Pronounced as koot instead of cute's kyoot}

adjective: cooter, cootest. adverb: cootely.

-adjective
When a normally reviled animal or insect performs an action that is somehow recognized as cute thusly making the normally disparaged animal/bug seem cute....

http://coote.urbanup.com/5460102

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This looks like fun. Back manana.

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@tsarstepan,

Ayn Rand, was an advocate of personal freedom; she challenged authority.
She was a libertarian Individualist ("Objectivist").
That is the opposite of "fascist".

David

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