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Ladies and Gentlemen! Tsarstepan has left the building!

 
 
Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2010 06:01 am
"Please, young people... Tsarstepan has left the building. He has left his house and is headed to the nearest subway station to go to work.... Please take your seats."
 
Roberta
 
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Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2010 06:52 am
You scared me, kid. I thought you were leaving a2k.

I thought you were looking for work. Did I miss where you found a job?

Whatever is going on, get your ass back here toot sweet.

Edit: Just noticed that your message is addressed to young people. Scratch the above.
Ionus
 
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Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2010 07:29 am
@tsarstepan,
Quote:
Please, young people...
That's me !! I have many years of experience at being young.

Quote:
Please take your seats."
What ??
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Tai Chi
 
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Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2010 07:38 am
(I shall pretend I am young at heart.)

Have a confident day at work, Tsar. Drop by when you have a moment.

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sullyfish6
 
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Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2010 07:48 am
. . "go to work."

what's that all about?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2010 07:58 am
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:
Please take your seats.

Why are you encouraging theft? Young people are impressionable, and may not know the proper way to avoid prosecution.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2010 08:01 am
@tsarstepan,
I thought we should leave once the star left the building?
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Diest TKO
 
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Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2010 08:08 am
Work is for quitters...

T
K
O
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2010 08:09 am
There are no seats on this train. There are many several people squeezed in together, most of them somewhat wet from the sugar-fine snow outside, and all of them juuuuust on the edge of irritation.

Why do we give Mondays off as holidays?

Joe(it just ruins the following Tuesday.)Nation
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Letty
 
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Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2010 08:16 am
@tsarstepan,
ah, tsar, we'll miss you, but I'm glad that you have found a job. That was a great Elvis impersonation. "Merci beaucoup". Razz
jespah
 
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Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2010 09:21 am
@Letty,
While I was getting my hair cut, I stopped and reflected -- I wonder what the tsar is up to?

Jimmy, my stylist, did not know, although he did suggest a middle part.

Congrats on the new job!!!
Reyn
 
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Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2010 12:37 pm
@tsarstepan,
Congrats!

I'm still looking....
djjd62
 
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Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2010 12:52 pm
this reminds me of a great cartoon i once saw

two guys standing at a bar, and the one guy says: "i left my wife this morning, of course it was only to go to work, but i feel pretty good about
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2010 02:00 pm
@tsarstepan,
Quote:
young people...
(he obviously meant neil young people...)
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Seed
 
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Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2010 02:50 pm
@tsarstepan,
I heard there were seats to be taken? If someone doesn't take theirs, my I have it as well? I like to stretch out
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2010 06:31 pm
@Reyn,
Well I'm pulling for ya to grab a much needed bit of occupational preoccupation.
Very Happy
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2010 06:31 pm
@Seed,
Take as many seats as you can handle. Just let you know... some of them are infested with termites. Razz
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2010 06:35 pm
@Roberta,
Roberta wrote:

You scared me, kid. I thought you were leaving a2k.

I thought you were looking for work. Did I miss where you found a job?

Whatever is going on, get your ass back here toot sweet.

Edit: Just noticed that your message is addressed to young people. Scratch the above.

http://www.agirlsworld.com/rachel/beat-street/reviews/pix/stuartlittle2.jpg
A little birdie told me your message Roberta. I'm back from work. Sorry, I got pulled into an episode of House. My favorite season of one of my favorite televisions shows ever.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2010 06:36 pm
@tsarstepan,
I've been near salivating to find out how your first day went (no life of my own).

Take my seat? does this mean I need to open the emergency door and jump?
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2010 06:36 pm
@jespah,
jespah wrote:

While I was getting my hair cut, I stopped and reflected -- I wonder what the tsar is up to?

Jimmy, my stylist, did not know, although he did suggest a middle part.

Congrats on the new job!!!

I'd compliment you on your haircut but your paws in the way and I can't see it. Wink
 

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