News Item: Sexting over Fifty. My Pledge.... .

what do you do to keep all your 8 tracks in order?

'Cause you can use them to send naked pictures of yourself to friends.

<time to recharge the mobile>

(Checks phone for shewolf pics. ..........


Nope.

Nothing but damned sunrises and a bunch of runners.)


I make my kid laugh every time I try to text him. I don't know how to write all the little codes and abbreviations. I want to try Twitter but I really don't see the point and perhaps that's the point.

Joe(I have a point, but if I keep my hat on, no one will see it.)Nation

(Checks phone for shewolf pics. ..........


Nope.

Nothing but damned sunrises and a bunch of runners!!)

This happened! Two people I know, one over 50, one under. They exchanged numbers for some innocent reason, business maybe. Under started getting sexts (not pictures, just sex-texts) from over, and was very alarmed, then realized that he thought he was sending them to his mistress. (He was, at the time, married... now he's not.)

u dont txt? u dont talk 2 ne1 under 18?

Just wait! 8-Tracks will make a big comeback and then iPods will be obsolete.

Hang on to those 8 tracks, wandel. They're gonna be worth something one day!(If you live that long.)

Cell phones are not a fad. They keep increasing in power and features. I believe the plan is that one day soon we will all carry one device with us wherever we go...a combination phone/camera/computer/?(who knows what else)...

8-track player!

Pretty much the story of my life. I think this is how my generation was conceived. The next gen will be fertilized over instant message or text.

(Checks phone for Joe Nation photos...)

There they are!
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gheez, by the time I'd be finished with just one sentence of sexting, the recipient would be long asleep. I'm no texter/sexter, whatever .

Calamity (talk to me) Jane

Know what my favorite thing is? About life in the 21st Century?

Even the most irrelevant phenomenon can be made legitimate provided you can apply to it a cute name made of fused words.

Bromance. Sext. Frienemie. Marketable and therefore newsworthy!

Forget that every time you utter one of these words you become dumber and that one of your ancestors is automatically kicked out of Heaven (this has been proven; I'll provide a link later). How else are the people around you supposed to know you're an aware everyperson representative of your time and place?

Oh, sweet. Lady Gaga! On TV now!

Sounds like the sexting equivalent to impotence.

Take to long and it could be hard for him to
Keep it hard
Oh.. maybe that was a bit much...

Got one of those already.

It also plays as much music as I can stand.

Joe(yet we are not happy yet yet we are not yet happy)Nation

You just haven't met a bromantic guy yet.


With the iPhone, there's an app for that.


We all want someone would stab us in the chest.


Leave my favorite pop weirdo out of this and I might upgrade you out of frenemy status.

(RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)² = Rad Bromance

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You might be right, Diest - sexting and impotence might go hand in hand (no pun intended).

I always go by this rule: if it takes too much effort, it can't be pleasurable!

That's great, Joe ... but I wish you would have made this pledge before you sent that cell phone pic of yourself.

Tico(I'm sure it was an accident)Maya

Listen to wise Calamity..

So it did no good to put on my best jewelry??

Joe (got a haircut too)Nation

what about me??