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Sat 25 Oct, 2003 09:48 am
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret. The priest then tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional.
She says, "Father, I never wear panties under my habit."
The priest chuckles and says, "That's not so serious, Sister Bernadette. Say five Hail Marys, five Our Fathers, and do five cartwheels on your way to the altar."
Reminds me of a joke from my chldhood. A flasher was walking down the street when he saw 3 nuns approaching. When they got close, he flashed them. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke. But, the third nun wouldn't touch him.
littlek
or... Two old Lady's were sitting on a bench when a streaker ran by, one old lady had a stroke.....the other couldn't reach
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