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Kids say the darnest things

 
 
Seed
 
Reply Wed 13 Jan, 2010 02:49 pm
A friend of mine told me that she woke at midnight to hear her son, matt singing, "twinkle twinkle little star, i'm gonna poopoo in my potty and not in my underware..." and found him in the bathroom, sitting on the potty. what a laugh! Kids are so great.
 
mags314772
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jan, 2010 04:32 pm
@Seed,
what's so great about that.....I sing that every day, (Acttually, it's very cute)
AbbieMcKenley
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jan, 2010 06:06 pm
@mags314772,
Not so cute when it's not in the potty...

Smile
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engineer
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jan, 2010 06:14 pm
Long ago, one of my children was safety buckled into his child seat when we arrived at our destination. I got out and walked around to the door where he was. When I opened it, he said "Let me out! Let me out! Let me out!" I undid the buckled and moved the straps saying "You're free! You're free! You're free!" He got a hurt look on his face and said "Daddy, I'm not free .... I'm two."
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jan, 2010 07:10 pm
@engineer,
Now that's funny!
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jan, 2010 07:19 pm
@Seed,
Well hopefully he's younger then 3 or 4 years old. I'd suggest a therapist if the kid was older then 10 years old.
Seed
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jan, 2010 10:17 pm
@tsarstepan,
he's 15 actually
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jan, 2010 10:25 pm
@Seed,
Was he drunk?! I can't imagine he's his school's valedictorian either.... Laughing
Seed
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jan, 2010 10:31 pm
@tsarstepan,
haha no, he is only 3
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jan, 2010 10:36 pm
@Seed,
So when are you expecting him to go to the recording studio and record that particular song. Should hit the top 40 given a good dance beat! Cool Wink
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mags314772
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jan, 2010 03:26 am
I m the storyteller at two toddler story hours each week. Priceless gems are always forthcoming. One day, my cane, which was propped against a bookshelf, fell onto the floor and a little piece broke off of it. One little guy stood there, looked at it, shook his head and said, "bummer."
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vinsan
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jan, 2010 04:07 am
A Child's Logic - Very Happy

http://able2know.org/topic/101482-1
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