ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Sun 27 Dec, 2009 11:43 am
@Seed,
Let us know how that works out..
Seed
 
  3  
Reply Sun 27 Dec, 2009 11:59 am
@ossobuco,
might end up in another pant-less adventure~
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Sun 27 Dec, 2009 12:01 pm
@Seed,
Make sure you document it and upload it to youtube! Neutral
Seed
 
  1  
Reply Sun 27 Dec, 2009 12:39 pm
@tsarstepan,
I think youtube has a PG-13 rating level cap...
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sozobe
 
  1  
Reply Sun 27 Dec, 2009 12:41 pm
Hey seed, this sucks, feel better soon...
Seed
 
  1  
Reply Sun 27 Dec, 2009 01:07 pm
@sozobe,
thanks! will do! pain pills help make things better
hawkeye10
 
  0  
Reply Sun 27 Dec, 2009 01:13 pm
@Seed,
Quote:
thanks! will do! pain pills help make things better

Dont get addicted to those fuckers......you have enough problems already!
Rockhead
 
  1  
Reply Sun 27 Dec, 2009 01:31 pm
@Seed,
at least they let you watch tv...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J74Yj2Dn8M8

(this is R rated, but I went to find you a naughty nurse video, and PG-13 is light for what I found...) Shocked
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Izzie
 
  1  
Reply Sun 27 Dec, 2009 02:10 pm
@Seed,
Hey Seed - how ya doing?

Have they said when you can go home? <not toooooo soon a? Be better first>
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BorisKitten
 
  1  
Reply Sun 27 Dec, 2009 02:42 pm
@Seed,
Dang! So sorry to hear this, Seed. And hospitals suck in so many ways. When do you get to go home?
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Seed
 
  1  
Reply Sun 27 Dec, 2009 02:43 pm
tomorrow seems to be check out day for me.
roger
 
  1  
Reply Sun 27 Dec, 2009 02:49 pm
@hawkeye10,
I asked my doctor about this at one time. He told me not to worry; with all I had received in the hospital, plus what I was currently taking, I was already addicted. He also said I wouldn't have any trouble getting away from the pills when I didn't need them anymore. He was right.

Anyway, with too much pain, you just don't heal as well. Also, with too much trauma, pain, and narcotics, you can get very constipated. It's a balancing act, all right.
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Izzie
 
  1  
Reply Sun 27 Dec, 2009 02:53 pm
@Seed,
You gonna be staying with your folks? You're gonna need some help for a bit a?

<please say you are staying with your folks, else I'm gonna be a worry wart OK>
Seed
 
  1  
Reply Sun 27 Dec, 2009 03:04 pm
@Izzie,
lol fret not, my mother wouldn't have it any other way
OmSigDAVID
 
  2  
Reply Sun 27 Dec, 2009 04:35 pm
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:
Is that how you got this belief in NDE's?
No. I had already read Life After Life by Raymond Moody, M.D.
and had the author for a personal friend many years b4 that,
in addition to reading other literature concerning the subject.
I read my first account of a Near Death Experience in the Readers' Digest in 1956.





farmerman wrote:
Since you were not "sufficiently" dead to obviate you resuscitation,
you really are not in a position to argue in favor of PDE's
Not on that basis, but over a period of a few years,
I 'd already had several out-of-body-experiences which were fun
(most of them on-the-job in court) just not longlasting enuf.
Death of the human body results from an out-of-body-experience.
(Its like the driver gets out of his vehicle,
so he does not impel the vehicle to further progress.)


My dead friend, Neil, died 12 times within an hour
in the Veterans' Hospital of Las Vegas. I confirmed that fact
with the floor nurse, when I called him in the hospital from NY.
He also knew about Near Death Experiences
and out-of-body-experiences; he 'd read of them n we 'd discussed them.
I was his landlord for several years.
I went to visit him in Las Vegas after he was restored to life.
He said: "I feel cheated" because all he remembered was awakening.
The same is true of myself; I only remembered awakening, qua both
of my surgical operations. I offered to spring for a memorial service
for him, on condition that he deliver the eulogy,
since he knew his own life better than I did. He didn 't go for that.
He led an uncommonly adventurous life & he was a superb raconteur.



Farmer,
It has saddened me that I accidentally caused u emotional discomfort.
I believed (in error) that u were in a state-of-mind,
after your recent unforeseen encounter with Nature 's gift,
that your pain was only somatic, in your ribs or facial scratches.

I did not know that u had residual nightmares about it.
I never woud have intentionally aggravated any mental distress.

Putting me on Ignore was perfectly OK with me,
and I have not borne u even the slightest ill will
for that for any fraction of a nanosecond, however small.
I have banished a hellish group of incorrigibly obscene, causticly iniquitous
rascals to the nether regions, in whose bowels thay shall remain in oblivion,
thus exalting my serenity, equanimity & tranquility,
but I looked and look upon u as a friend and woud not have
knowingly exacerbated your suffering.

I addressed your situation in the spirit of an incident
that befell me in the 1990s: I have a great abundance
of privacy in my backyard. In the heat of a summer 's nite,
I ventured out to my hammuck, strung between 2 of my
feral maple trees about 4 or 5 feet high, drunk n naked.
The net-like fabric had deformed, stretched to form a concavity,
a dip of maybe 14 inches in the center. In this condition, in that hammuck,
I contracted painful charliehorse cramps in my calf muscles bilaterally.
I knew that the ony physical way that I coud POSSIBLY
get out of that hammuck was to hurl myself over the side,
knowing that I 'd fall face down onto my cement patio below.

I HAD to do it; so I did it.
I ended up face down bleeding on my patio with the pain
of the fall and the pain of both cramps; it took me 20 minutes
to stop laffing hysterically at my misfortune, as I lay face down
on my cement. (It still makes me laff to remember it.)

I had thawt mistakenly, that u looked upon your incident
in a more jovial spirit and I had no knowledge of nightmares.

I am very sincerely sorry for worsening your affliction.





David
Izzie
 
  1  
Reply Sun 27 Dec, 2009 04:54 pm
@Seed,
good, shall not be too fretful now - HA!


<now, any nice nurses there a?> Wink <laughs>
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farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Sun 27 Dec, 2009 05:15 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
I think that, had i suffered an event that would , should I be rendered "sufficiently dead" from BFT upon landing stark naked on my brick patio, I too would be concerned with several options

1Composing the lead-in of my obituary and attempting to describe the circumstances.

2Explaining what the hell I was doing bare ass and backside-upside with no woman beneath me.

I guess Id be laughing at the comedy Id provide to the ME's when they finally arrive on-scene .


I was a bit flumoxed and , later, post-event traumatized by my deer experience. For several days after, the experience played in my mind with greater clarity. I think I was in a bit of shock and, when I quit taking the pain meds, I found that my spineyness subsided .
Yeh I was a bit testy during my brief convalescence. Im good now and I suspect, like other trauma, I will have some nightmares in the future but , at least not at present.

SO, getting back to the NDE's. Im still quite dubious that someone who's really dead is in another enrgy plane where he or she is enjoying a state of "oversight" on the physical plane . No matter what anyone has written in support of NDE's, I dont know of anyone whose reported back from the "truly dead" state and confirmed the verity of NDE's. No?
farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Sun 27 Dec, 2009 05:16 pm
@farmerman,
Seed, are you home yet?
Seed
 
  1  
Reply Sun 27 Dec, 2009 05:21 pm
@farmerman,
no i check out tomorrow. until then its picking up lungs in room 324
Merry Andrew
 
  1  
Reply Sun 27 Dec, 2009 05:56 pm
@Seed,
Aww, you poor son-of-a . . .

Well, you're lucky to have your 'puter. At least you can stay in touch with us. I spent Christams of '08 in the horse-pistol w/o anything more than a telephone at my bedside. Get well soon.
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