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Ugly

 
 
lenny
 
Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2003 12:56 pm
A bus full of ugly people crashes.
All the ugly folk die and go to meet their maker.
Because of the grief they've experienced, God decides to grant them each a wish.
They line up and the Lord asks the first ugly person for his wish.
'Make me gorgeous,' comes the reply.
God snaps his fingers, and it's done.
The second person makes the same wish.
Another snap of God's fingers, and it's done.
All the recently deceased proceed to make the same wish. Halfway down the line, a guy at the back starts to laugh.
When there are only 10 people left, he's guffawing like crazy.
Finally, the man reaches the front of the line.
He grins at the Lord and says: 'Please, God make 'em all ugly again.'
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roger
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2003 12:58 pm
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Dickster
 
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Reply Sun 26 Oct, 2003 10:28 pm
My dear fellow
That is beautiful.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jan, 2006 03:07 pm
The Definition of Ugly

    An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids. The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins?" The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?" "No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice..."
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talk72000
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jan, 2006 06:25 pm
Why do you make fun of the ugly, are you that shallow?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jan, 2006 08:15 pm
its called a joke, son...
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