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Wed 22 Oct, 2003 12:56 pm
A bus full of ugly people crashes.
All the ugly folk die and go to meet their maker.
Because of the grief they've experienced, God decides to grant them each a wish.
They line up and the Lord asks the first ugly person for his wish.
'Make me gorgeous,' comes the reply.
God snaps his fingers, and it's done.
The second person makes the same wish.
Another snap of God's fingers, and it's done.
All the recently deceased proceed to make the same wish. Halfway down the line, a guy at the back starts to laugh.
When there are only 10 people left, he's guffawing like crazy.
Finally, the man reaches the front of the line.
He grins at the Lord and says: 'Please, God make 'em all ugly again.'
My dear fellow
That is beautiful.
Why do you make fun of the ugly, are you that shallow?
its called a joke, son...