You Might Be An Engineer If...

your favorite James Bond character is "Q".

you see a good design and still have to change it.

you still own a slide rule and you know how to use it.

your family haven't the foggiest idea what you do at work.

you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven.

you are better with a Karnaugh map than you are with a street map.

you think the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the mission controllers.

you think "cuddling" is simply an unproductive application of heat exchange

you have owned a calculator with no equal key and know what RPN stands for.

you make four sets of drawings (with seven revisions) before making a bird bath.

you have trouble writing anything unless the paper has horizontal and vertical lines.

your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies.

you think the value of a book is directly proportionate to the amount of tables, charts and graphs it contains.