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The apple and the lawyer

 
 
Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2009 10:49 am
Hallo everybody
Iam a friend from greece
So my welcome joke question is

How is an apple like a lawyer?

They both look good hanging from a tree.

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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2009 11:01 am
@dimitrisrblue,
Welcome to A2k, dimitri.

But if you want to get a laugh here, you'll have to do better than that lame joke. Smile
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2009 11:03 am
@Merry Andrew,
Maybe something was lost in translation from the ancient Greek into English?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2009 11:13 am
@Merry Andrew,
Whattyatalking about, MA ... that's hilarious.
Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2009 02:06 pm
@Ticomaya,
Ticomaya wrote:

Whattyatalking about, MA ... that's hilarious.


Only a lawyer could make that claim. (They're notorious for lacking a sense of humor.)
Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2009 02:08 pm
Quote:
Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2009 02:44 pm
@Phoenix32890,
Now that's funny!
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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2009 03:50 pm
@Merry Andrew,
Merry Andrew wrote:

Ticomaya wrote:

Whattyatalking about, MA ... that's hilarious.


Only a lawyer could make that claim. (They're notorious for lacking a sense of humor.)

Hunh? I don't get it.
roger
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2009 05:18 pm
@joefromchicago,
There are really only three lawyer jokes with several variations. The others are relative true stories from former clients.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2009 05:21 pm
@joefromchicago,
Oh no, joefromchicago?! So you're a zombie too?! Sorry I meant to ask are you a lawyer too?! <<<Walking slowly away>>>
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Always Eleven to him
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2009 09:01 pm
Hey! I have a sense of humor, you know. Laughing
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