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Do you sex-text?

 
 
Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 06:56 am
Sounds exhiliarating to me. Great way to spice up a relationship - or get one started.

What a thrill to press that SEND button. Could be addicting.
 
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 09:57 am
@sullyfish6,
sex-text? I don't text at all and if I were it would be a very very long session....
too aggravating to get into a romantic mood. Nothing compares to the real thing!
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 10:08 am
@sullyfish6,
I don't even text message.... Does that make me extra prudish?

Isn't the proper term, sexting?
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chai2
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 10:55 am
I too have never even texted.

The idea of texting about sex is unappealing to say the least.
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Cycloptichorn
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 10:56 am
For some reason, I got a mental image of a guy sitting at a teletype and breathlessly waiting for the next dot or dash to come through...

Cycloptichorn
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 11:01 am
@Cycloptichorn,
Are you saying this photograph is documenting a vagrant case of sexual harassment?
http://i50.tinypic.com/2dujxjd.jpg
Or is this some kind of mid20th century 1-900 sex line call center?
Diest TKO
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 11:03 am
I'll be the first to admit they have done it... and liked it.

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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 11:05 am
@tsarstepan,
http://i47.tinypic.com/2z55dlh.jpg
This guy is getting a really lurid and lewd sexting message from his mistress back in Gary , Indiana....
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Cycloptichorn
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 11:05 am
@Diest TKO,
Diest TKO wrote:

I'll be the first to admit they have done it... and liked it.

T
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Rolling Eyes are we to have no secrets left?

Hope the holiday season is treating you well.

Cycloptichorn
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chai2
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 11:07 am
Years ago, a girlfriend of mine ended up getting divorced from her husband, in part because of his obssession with internet porn, chatrooms, etc.

She told me that at one point she made a brief attempt to get into it in an effort to, I don't know, share it with him since it seemed something he enjoyed.

I asked her what went on in those chat rooms, what was said etc. I was really curious because I couldn't imagine why it would be interesting.

She said it was totally rediculous and stupid. Like for instance they were supposed to pretend they were in a hot tub, and people would comment on each others naughty bits, and accidently brush up to each other and whatever.

OOOOO....(says the large busted girl).....What's THAT? It's so Big!
Oh yeah, rub it up and down girly, you can make it get a lot bigger.....

WTF, over?

Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 11:08 am
What's a text message? I just get e-mails. Do they count?
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 11:13 am
@chai2,
chai2: Of course when you steal it out of context and then add the given touch of the comically bad caricatured/SNL quality scripted sex talk. If that was a fair sample of what the gent wanted?! He's a pretty unimaginative and boring individual. All I'm going to say about that particular case....
chai2
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 11:28 am
@tsarstepan,
I honestly can't imagine it not sounding corny like that, regardless of what was being said.

sullyfish6
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 12:29 pm
"You people" are no fun at all.

Maybe it's because I'm from Michigan where the mayor of Detroit met his downfall due to sexy text messages to a co-worker. People were VERY interested in the messages, nevermind that he was a corrupt, spoiled, gangsta, inept politician.

chai2
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 12:38 pm
@sullyfish6,
sullyfish6 wrote:

"You people" are no fun at all.

Maybe it's because I'm from Michigan where the mayor of Detroit met his downfall due to sexy text messages to a co-worker. People were VERY interested in the messages, nevermind that he was a corrupt, spoiled, gangsta, inept politician.




Remembering back on the times I've been told "you're no fun", it was always over something totally asinine, and totally not fun in any way.

What do I care that other people were very interested in his messages?

Those types of other people are fools.

I also couldn't care less about Tiger, Brittany, Lindsey, et al.
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engineer
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 12:41 pm
@chai2,
I'm sure if you are in the heat of it, it all sounds exciting, but whenever these come out and are read in the light of day, they just sound ridiculous.
Cycloptichorn
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 12:42 pm
@engineer,
engineer wrote:

I'm sure if you are in the heat of it, it all sounds exciting, but whenever these come out and are read in the light of day, they just sound ridiculous.


And this is different from actual sex how?

Cycloptichorn
sullyfish6
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 12:45 pm
I'll still respect you in the morning - but I won't erase them.
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chai2
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 03:37 pm
@Cycloptichorn,
Cycloptichorn wrote:

engineer wrote:

I'm sure if you are in the heat of it, it all sounds exciting, but whenever these come out and are read in the light of day, they just sound ridiculous.


And this is different from actual sex how?

Cycloptichorn



HA! Laughing

Good one.

I remember the 1st (but certainly not the last) time I realized how stupid actual normal people sex looks.
Fortunately, it didn't effect my enjoyment, just made me realize we're all on a level playing field.

I once said to an old boyfriend that I just felt like having mindless sex sometimes.
He said "At some point, all sex becomes mindless"

So true.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 03:53 pm
@Cycloptichorn,
Cycloptichorn wrote:

engineer wrote:

I'm sure if you are in the heat of it, it all sounds exciting, but whenever these come out and are read in the light of day, they just sound ridiculous.


And this is different from actual sex how?

Cycloptichorn



Love it!!! So true.
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