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Mon 25 Feb, 2008 11:17 am
Lately I have been getting random, annoying text messages announcing hip-hop battles and club events featuring local DJs and drink specials. This weekend I responded to the progenitor of these texts. "F--- off," I texted, and thus ensued what I thought was an entertaining exchange, in which I got to craft (yet another) alter-ego. It has so far lasted for two days, though I believe it will be awhile before I hear from him again. Below is the exchange in its entirety, thus far, and I will update it if and when it continues. Enjoy!
Random Dude: (original text announcing drink specials and DJs at some club in the Loop)
Garagmel: F--- off.
RD: F--- u mean nigga. Im inviting u to party & u on that fag ****. I don't think u built like that.
G: I may be paralyzed from the waist down, but I'll still beat ur ass.
RD: Aint nobody talkin bout fighting nobody n a wheelchair. C thats that goofy **** again. Is this shawndale from over 92?
G: It's Norman from the West Side. Don't act like u don't know me.
RD: I got this as shawndale. Where i kno u from
G: I went to high school with ur cousin. This is Andre right?
RD: Andrew what school.
RD: Do u rap or somethin
G: I spit here and there but not much since the accident.
Omigod I love it. And the guy's name is Andrew?!! Fab, I tell you, fab.
sozobe wrote:Omigod I love it. And the guy's name is Andrew?!! Fab, I tell you, fab.
I know! That I was only
one letter off from guessing his name added a whole 'nother layer to this thing. I just hope Shawndale, whoever he may be, doesn't get into any trouble.
Gargamel wrote:sozobe wrote:Omigod I love it. And the guy's name is Andrew?!! Fab, I tell you, fab.
I know! That I was only
one letter off from guessing his name added a whole 'nother layer to this thing. I just hope Shawndale, whoever he may be, doesn't get into any trouble.
You are, indeed, a Kool li'l Aid, aren't you?
Have you planned what the accident was yet?
Car accident is too obvious.
I'm thinking along the lines of forklift or large animal.
Beat his ass even though you're in a wheel chair. Pure awesome.
You have to mention how you won the wheelchair basketball dunk competition.
Did you all know littlek has dabbled in wheelchair basketball? Ask her about it.
"Cousin" was inspired. I mean if you said "brother" and he didn't have one... but everyone has a cousin, right?
Gargamel wrote:Car accident is too obvious.
I'm thinking along the lines of forklift or large animal.
Kinky sex????????
Base jumping?
An unfortunate capybara encounter?????
forklift is good....or junkyard or something.
so, you spit here and there....who knew.
A crazed farmer drove a pitchfork into your spine while you were in the country shopping for garden vegetables.
dagmaraka wrote:forklift is good....or junkyard or something.
so, you spit here and there....who knew.
You know, I never could hang on the rap thread. But then again, "scrapz" could never hang with me:
http://www.able2know.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=44360&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=10
That boy has some mad skillz, ya'llz.
Perhaps you were injured while stage diving.
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