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Texting A Stranger

 
 
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2008 11:17 am
Lately I have been getting random, annoying text messages announcing hip-hop battles and club events featuring local DJs and drink specials. This weekend I responded to the progenitor of these texts. "F--- off," I texted, and thus ensued what I thought was an entertaining exchange, in which I got to craft (yet another) alter-ego. It has so far lasted for two days, though I believe it will be awhile before I hear from him again. Below is the exchange in its entirety, thus far, and I will update it if and when it continues. Enjoy!

Random Dude: (original text announcing drink specials and DJs at some club in the Loop)

Garagmel: F--- off.

RD: F--- u mean nigga. Im inviting u to party & u on that fag ****. I don't think u built like that.

G: I may be paralyzed from the waist down, but I'll still beat ur ass.

RD: Aint nobody talkin bout fighting nobody n a wheelchair. C thats that goofy **** again. Is this shawndale from over 92?

G: It's Norman from the West Side. Don't act like u don't know me.

RD: I got this as shawndale. Where i kno u from

G: I went to high school with ur cousin. This is Andre right?

RD: Andrew what school.

RD: Do u rap or somethin

G: I spit here and there but not much since the accident.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2008 11:20 am
Omigod I love it. And the guy's name is Andrew?!! Fab, I tell you, fab.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2008 11:22 am
sozobe wrote:
Omigod I love it. And the guy's name is Andrew?!! Fab, I tell you, fab.


I know! That I was only one letter off from guessing his name added a whole 'nother layer to this thing. I just hope Shawndale, whoever he may be, doesn't get into any trouble.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2008 03:10 pm
Gargamel wrote:
sozobe wrote:
Omigod I love it. And the guy's name is Andrew?!! Fab, I tell you, fab.


I know! That I was only one letter off from guessing his name added a whole 'nother layer to this thing. I just hope Shawndale, whoever he may be, doesn't get into any trouble.



You are, indeed, a Kool li'l Aid, aren't you?


Have you planned what the accident was yet?
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2008 04:53 pm
Car accident is too obvious.

I'm thinking along the lines of forklift or large animal.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2008 05:22 pm
Beat his ass even though you're in a wheel chair. Pure awesome.

You have to mention how you won the wheelchair basketball dunk competition.

Did you all know littlek has dabbled in wheelchair basketball? Ask her about it.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2008 05:42 pm
"Cousin" was inspired. I mean if you said "brother" and he didn't have one... but everyone has a cousin, right?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2008 07:13 pm
Gargamel wrote:
Car accident is too obvious.

I'm thinking along the lines of forklift or large animal.



Kinky sex????????


Base jumping?



An unfortunate capybara encounter?????
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2008 07:27 pm
Trampled in a reindeer run (think a new version of Pamplona)...

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/02/25/national/a064415S40.DTL&hw=reindeer+run&sn=001&sc=1000
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dadpad
 
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Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2008 08:04 pm
Gargamel wrote:
Car accident is too obvious.

I'm thinking along the lines of forklift or large animal.


cliff diving.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2008 08:21 pm
forklift is good....or junkyard or something.

so, you spit here and there....who knew.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2008 08:25 pm
A crazed farmer drove a pitchfork into your spine while you were in the country shopping for garden vegetables.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2008 08:50 pm
dagmaraka wrote:
forklift is good....or junkyard or something.

so, you spit here and there....who knew.


You know, I never could hang on the rap thread. But then again, "scrapz" could never hang with me: http://www.able2know.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=44360&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=10
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2008 08:56 pm
Gargamel wrote:
dagmaraka wrote:
forklift is good....or junkyard or something.

so, you spit here and there....who knew.


You know, I never could hang on the rap thread. But then again, "scrapz" could never hang with me: http://www.able2know.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=44360&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=10


That boy has some mad skillz, ya'llz.
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 26 Feb, 2008 05:01 am
Perhaps you were injured while stage diving.
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