Aussie, Chinese officials Urge Pandas to Reproduce

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ADELAIDE, Australia " Australian and Chinese officials urged two bamboo-munching giant pandas on Sunday to consider reproducing during their 10-year residency Down Under.

Wang Wang and Funi, on loan from China, arrived at the Adelaide Zoo two weeks ago but were officially welcomed Sunday by leaders at the opening ceremony of their 8 million Australian dollar ($7.25 million) enclosure. Their exhibit will open to the public on Monday.

"Look after yourselves, keep healthy and active, eat your greens and maybe, when the time is right, think about starting a family," Governor General Quentin Bryce said in a speech directed at Funi and Wang Wang, who were sprawled against nearby boulders, chewing bamboo shoots. "There are not enough of you in this world."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091213/ap_on_re_as/as_australia_giant_pandas

Wow! What power! To think that these officials can instigate romance by making a speech. Or, maybe it is because their people won't listen to them, so the officials figured that they could give it a go with the pandas. What do you think???

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[+3] - farmerman - 12/13/2009She said WANG_WANG

Well, I'd say to the Aussies: the pressure is on!! Smile

Of course, our San Diego zoo has proven to be quite a fertile ground for pandas.
Four pandas were born at the zoo over the years and all are doing well.

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@CalamityJane,

Pandae are not prolific even in nature. I think they should start cloning the damn things from tissue banks. That way the Chinese wont have a forever claim on the offspring. Thats my story and Im stickin to it.

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@Phoenix32890,

She said WANG_WANG

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@Phoenix32890,

Humour.

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I think they should show some panda porn videos. Or get a panda lap dance going. The bears just aren't horny enough!

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@NickFun,

How come all roads lead to bloody porn?

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@farmerman,

farmerman wrote:

She said WANG_WANG

<<giggle>> tee hee <<giggle>>

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@dlowan,

dlowan wrote:

How come all roads lead to bloody porn?

Not all porn is bloody! Isn't most porn benign? What kind of malicious porn do you tend to watch that always ends up bloody?! Shocked

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@NickFun,

NickFun wrote:

I think they should show some panda porn videos. Or get a panda lap dance going. The bears just aren't horny enough!

Well, they try. Though I can't imagine that the Governor-General will be any good - but I don't know what/whom pandas prefer ...

(Source: The Age, December 14, page 4)

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@tsarstepan,

tsarstepan wrote:

dlowan wrote:

How come all roads lead to bloody porn?

Not all porn is bloody! Isn't most porn benign? What kind of malicious porn do you tend to watch that always ends up bloody?!

my thoughts exactly, the bunny continues to shock

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@tsarstepan,

tsarstepan wrote:

dlowan wrote:

How come all roads lead to bloody porn?

Not all porn is bloody! Isn't most porn benign? What kind of malicious porn do you tend to watch that always ends up bloody?!

Ferkin' pandas probably can't even see pictures.

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@dlowan,

dlowan wrote:

Ferkin' pandas probably can't even see pictures.

Well that would explain the above photo.

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@Phoenix32890,

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and maybe, when the time is right, think about starting a family

Classic give aways of the libbies (yes I know it is a diminutive)....MAYBE, WHEN the time is right, THINK about starting. They are becoming extinct and this twit is worried about her femiminist image.

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@dlowan,

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How come all roads lead to bloody porn?

We are all pornographic, it just depends on if the cameras are rolling.

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