WHen I bought my last dog, a border collie, The previous owner claimed that the dog could talk.
"Yeh right" I said and went over to see the dog.
I went in to the guys house and this dog was sitting on a chair and I walked over
"Hiyah doin" th dog said to me
I kind of blinked when I heard that;
"This is amazing" I said
"whered you learn to talk ?"
The dog says , WEll, Im kind of old but I was in training with the Cia and they taught me at Langley in the FBI species labs"
"wow" amazing I said and you speak so clearly"
"Yeh, they had me report by direct phone and I was sent all over. I was originally statione din Berlin just before Communism crashed there and then they sent me to Panama to spy on old Pinapple Face, Then when That assignment was over I was sent to Colombia to spy on Pablo Escabar"
"Damn" I said "
So I asked the guy what he wanted for the dog
Ill take 10 bucks for him
"TEN BUCKS? for that dog. Jeez that price seems really cheap How Come only 10 bucks?"
"THAT DOG IS A LIAR " he said, "HE NEVER DID ANY OF THAT ****"