How do you tell a girl she has facial hair?

Ayeup.

You don't have any hair in your nose.

Just some nice vibratile pilosity, well designed to prevent you from breathing unwanted airborne particles...

I have a very good friend, a natural blond who is covered in peach fuzz. The first gift her husband gave her was a lady epilator(sic). It's a good thing she had a sense of humour...
That marriage didn't last, go figure.

Their relationship was hanging by the hairs...

by the hair on her chinny chin chin...

epilators

my girlfriend and I looked at one in a dept store when they first came out.

There was a demo model there, and we tried it on our arms.

YIKES!!! THAT F*#%*ING HURTS!

The sales person told us that it was just the "discomfort" of the hair being removed from its follicle.

Yeah, it's the discomfort of having YOUR HAIR RIPPED OUT OF YOUR SKIN!!!


That reminds me of when I was having lasik.
I was in the reclining chair, eyes propped open like in A Clockwork Orange, with a laser beam zeroed in on my cornea.

I said (trying not to move my head or lips) "I smell something burning"

The doctor said "That's just the odor of gases being released"

I thought to myself "Yeah, the smell of gases being released when your corneas are being burned by a laser"

perfect christmas gift - razor, nair, moom, wax. Just say something

Was reading a local paper today, the Georgia Strait, and came across an ad for Brazillians and Ball's n All...

Facial hair on a woman is just gross, my wife is starting to get it and she won't do anything About it do I am leaving her, their is no need for it it's just makes me feel sick, it doesn't cast anything to remove, it like going out with a smelly person , it doesn't cast anything to have a wash so why smell?
Dirty selfish women with facial hair, uhhgggg!

The "a" in cast and the "o" in cost aren't even typed by the same hand. They're practically at the opposite ends of the keyboard.

How did you manage to get so far away?

Online typing lessons don't cast anything either.

I suspect she will be celebrating her freedom when you leave.