@DrewDad,
Quote:I'm not germ-conscious; I'm fecal-matter conscious. Have you seen how many people leave the toilet without washing their hands? It does no good to wash my hands, then open a door covered with sh!t.
The problem with neuroses is that they are not logical. The little obsessive rituals you perform don't even work the way you want them to.
These same people who leave the toilet without washing their hands... well they handle the money you have in your wallet. They press the ATM keys you use at your bank. They touch the chair you touch at a restaurant. They read the magazines you read in waiting rooms. They touch your steering wheel when leave you car with a valet or at the shop.
The world is filled with fecal matter.
I suppose this germaphobic behavior would make a bit of sense if you were consistent. After all, it doesn't make sense if you come out of the bathroom with your non-door-contaminated hands only to pick up one of the sh!t covered pens that are lying around all of our workplaces.
You could put on rubber gloves every time you take out your wallet. You could use disposable little straws to push the ATM buttons. You could insist that no one at your workplace touch your personal keyboard.
But, then there is the fact that those of us who don't obsess over "fecal matter" live perfectly happy, healthy lives.
By the way, how do people like you ever survive being a parent of a toddler?