I Have a Small Dick

we have a cat named Johnson.

Most likely not.

While Albion may be perfidious, the French are shifty.

The man in question was a woman named Bob.

I fail to see the relationship between small penises and English literature. But, that's just me. French, yes, I see the relationship.

Thank you kindly Farmer dude, your words prove to me that evolution simply does not work outside lab rats.

Oh dear sweet refined Deb’s, to say I was delighted to see you would be to hide my discombobulation at your use of strange Australian words mate. Still, call me sexist if you will; but you’re ok for a Shiela.

Ps. I hope the sand storm today passed you by " what a rip-snorter!

Nick, how kind that you should take pity on a poor scribe, it would not be the first time I have received zero replies to a thread. However, be that as it may, have you read ‘The Life and Adventures of Nicholas Nickleby’? And talking of ‘Dicks’…What about Moby Dick?

My bad that I thought that the whaling ship The Pequod was French; when in fact she is the fictional 19th century Nantucket whaleship.

Which just goes to prove:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.



Your move…..

I have indeed read ‘The Life and Adventures of Nicholas Nickleby’ as well as most of Dickens' classics. And I'm certain Moby was more than well-endowed.