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Thu 17 Sep, 2009 09:45 am
yesterday I got in my snail mail an ad offering a major discount on a Mississippi River Cruise on one of those paddle-wheel boats. Now everyone knows those paddle-wheel river boats are symbols of antebellum slavery and are owned/operated these days by republicans. I think it's pretty obvious that the republicans are trying to influence innocent vacationers with their cheap excursions on these floating racist icons of racial supremacy.
There ought to be a law banning paddle-wheel boats on the mississippi river.
Was there any mention of lectures on the excellence of the American health care delivery system?
@Setanta,
well, I'm not sure, there was a paragraph stating that Dr Goode would be available on-board for treatment of debutantes for unexpected belly-growths (cash only)
@dyslexia,
dyslexia wrote:
yesterday I got in my snail mail an ad offering a major discount on a Mississippi River Cruise on one of those paddle-wheel boats. Now everyone knows those paddle-wheel river boats are symbols of antebellum slavery and are owned/operated these days by republicans. I think it's pretty obvious that the republicans are trying to influence innocent vacationers with their cheap excursions on these floating racist icons of racial supremacy.
There ought to be a law banning paddle-wheel boats on the mississippi river.
In my mind, the more obvious explanation is that you received the Mississippi River Cruise brochure as a way to get you to visit your local library and read either Huckleberry Finn, or Tom Sawyer. The Library Gods are obviously concerned with your literacy.
@dyslexia,
dyslexia wrote:
Quote:The Library Gods are obviously concerned with your literacy.
how would you know?
I am only guessing, in context of the mystical arrival of the brochure for a trip down the Mississippi on a Paddle Wheel boat. What other Gods could be involved? Process of elimination, Holmes.
Republicans and Library Gods!!!
I always thought those paddled wheelers were full 'o gamblers and tarts.
I think Foofie's saying you should look else where fer fun n games.
Big wheel keep on toinin'
@Foofie,
jesus ******* christ, get a sense of humour.
@dyslexia,
Not only he is devoid of humor but I can hardly believe he ever read Samuel Clemens..
@Francis,
Francis wrote:
Not only he is devoid of humor but I can hardly believe he ever read Samuel Clemens..
Ah, longhorns - very patriotic.
@dyslexia,
dyslexia wrote:
jesus ******* christ, get a sense of humour.
you tell 'em bob.
I've always been suspicious of mint juleps, a known republican favorite.
@Walter Hinteler,
Walter wrote:Ah, longhorns - very patriotic.
And they produce the same b...**** as foofie..
@Francis,
Francis wrote:
Walter wrote:Ah, longhorns - very patriotic.
And they produce the same b...**** as foofie..
Well, if you've got the correct Twain source ...
Sure, and I like puns and double entendre..
Oh, i don't know about that . . . i suspect Foofie's BS stinks a lot worse . . .
@Setanta,
Well, if I insulted longhorns, it was not intended..
By the way, for the dull-witted among those reading here, two of our European members are making a series of jokes based on the name of Mr. Clemens. His full name was Samuel Langhorne Clemens.
@Setanta,
But what does that have to do with U.Texas Fooball?
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