Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer.
That is funny! That's a cute old man.
cute until you have to live with him.
"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for ****. Just sat there. Big let down."
"The dog is not bored, it's a ******* dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a ******* rubix cube. He's a god damned dog
I keep hearing those lines in a Walter Matthau voice