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Introducing, "shitmydadsays"

 
 
Reply Tue 25 Aug, 2009 09:14 am
Please enjoy this twitter blog I found. It's called "shitmydadsays."

Author: Justin

Bio: I'm 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down **** that he says

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
 
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 25 Aug, 2009 09:30 am
@Gargamel,
Quote:
Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer.

Damn straight.
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mismi
 
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Reply Tue 25 Aug, 2009 09:33 am
@Gargamel,
That is funny! That's a cute old man.
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 25 Aug, 2009 09:33 am
I love dads logic...


"They serve Jim Beam on airplanes. Tastes like piss. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference, because you drink ****. I don't."



******* airplanes.
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chai2
 
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Reply Tue 25 Aug, 2009 09:35 am
@mismi,
mismi wrote:

That is funny! That's a cute old man.


oh yeah.
cute until you have to live with him.

you take a hose, you put it over the plant, you bum you.


no, really, sam is officially cool.

joni! I'm kidding!
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 25 Aug, 2009 09:36 am
@Gargamel,
Jesus, I can't wait to see what dad says next.

C'mon Justin, let's go already, you've gotten this twitter thingie, type already.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Tue 25 Aug, 2009 09:41 am
beat me too it, i just started following this guy this morning
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mismi
 
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Reply Tue 25 Aug, 2009 09:41 am
@chai2,

Chai said
Quote:
oh yeah.
cute until you have to live with him.


Thankfully I don't have to live with him... Shocked . But from here - he's quite entertaining.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 25 Aug, 2009 10:16 am
@Gargamel,
yeah.
aidan
 
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Reply Tue 25 Aug, 2009 10:57 am
@dyslexia,
This guy's funny.
I like the ones about the baby:
Quote:
"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for ****. Just sat there. Big let down."


and dog:
Quote:
"The dog is not bored, it's a ******* dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a ******* rubix cube. He's a god damned dog


Wouldn't want to be the brother.

I can't picture a guy like this agreeing to name his son Justin though. I can picture him saying, when Joni suggested the name 28 years ago - 'Justin?! What the hell kind of name is that?! Let's call the kid Ed.'
panzade
 
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Reply Tue 25 Aug, 2009 11:04 am
@aidan,
I keep hearing those lines in a Walter Matthau voice

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1196/840049516_38e4d18346.jpg
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 25 Aug, 2009 11:10 am
@panzade,

"Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me."
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chai2
 
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Reply Tue 25 Aug, 2009 11:53 am
This one is signature line worthy....

"I didn't live to be 73 years old so I could eat kale"
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aidan
 
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Reply Tue 25 Aug, 2009 12:41 pm
@panzade,
Quote:
I keep hearing those lines in a Walter Matthau voice

He'd have been perfect- too bad he died- when they turn this into a sitcom (Archie Bunker circa 2009)- the casting agents will be floundering around, desperately searching for a Walter Matthau clone.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 11 Feb, 2010 03:23 pm
@Gargamel,
"I like See's candy. Put me in a See's store, I'm eating candy. The whole world is Tiger's See's store, and the candy is vagina."
11:14 AM Dec 14th, 2009 from web
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 11 Feb, 2010 04:25 pm
@DrewDad,
"It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumbshit. He knows how it works."



so true.
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 11 Feb, 2010 04:28 pm
@chai2,
"You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon."
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 11 Feb, 2010 04:30 pm
@chai2,
ok, I am going to HAVE to use this line some day.....



"You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again after your bullshit dies out over someone else's house."
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 11 Feb, 2010 10:25 pm
@Gargamel,
Some dad!!!
chai2
 
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Reply Fri 12 Feb, 2010 12:11 pm
@dlowan,
eat some bacon.
 

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