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Fri 31 Jul, 2009 08:09 am
e.g., for a women advertising her husband
For Sale As Is:
Young (29) male, Good physical shape, loves kids, hard worker,
quick learner, knows some housework, can drive anything with
wheels, knows his way around a kitchen (somewhat), family man,
reproduces well, dark skin, dark hair and eyes, knows how to
grocery shop for bargains, has few flaws and low milage.
Now accepting bids. For more info: email me.
I have one for a French WW2 rifle.
Good condition.
Never fired.
Dropped once.
Of course I'd have to advertise truthfully. Unfortunately that means I would probably end up paying someone to take my soon-to-be ex.
Natural Couch Potato. Likes to share a good wine and a unique sunset. You'll never need to buy movies again. Nights in are guaranteed!