@ebrown p,
It's not really indelicate unless you have a dirty mind. "Green eyed monster" - I have never heard mention of this being connected to anything indelicate...I think it is generally known to mean "envious"...of course I could be wrong - it happens. A lot.
BUT one eyed monster - sure...Have never used that phrasing however. Big and obnoxious...well for pete's sake....there are a lot of things big and obnoxious that have nothing to do with a man's pinus. Did I spell that right...it looks wrong. I don't think I have ever typed that word - ever. huh.
But suffice it to say - that is NOT what I meant...Letty knows it...she was teasing me...and perhaps warning me. Rightfully so. Dirty minds and all that.