BROKE MY BIG TOE

Im hobblin around like a crippled horse. It fuckin hurts and i feel really stupid for losing my grip over the wasps. It turns out that I was once overstung by hornets and became allergic to stings of hymenopterans. So far so good, no welling on the tongue or face.
What is it with wasps and July? are they universally pissed off this time of year.?

OmSigDAVID: I don't know Amish comedy either.
All I know is farmerman's description of it -- it sounds truly awful.

You're spot-on about the flame thrower though.
If Farmerman hadn't been so quick to surrender his Second Amendment rights
on that roof, this would never have happened.

I am fine thank you.

I am fine thank you.
I spent the day planting acrop of soybeans and discing up a new field from which we just cut rye.
I had lotsa neighborly help stacking the straw bales.
(This injury stuff is great for getting help, Note to self.).


FORGET I SAID THAT!!.

(This injury stuff is great for getting help, Note to self.).


FORGET I SAID THAT!!.

Thanks for those kind words David. My wife is in charge of euthenasia .
She has the guidelines and the means for my immediate exit,
should it ever become necessary.

I later went on a wasp spray death mission and sprayed every wasp nest that was being built beneath the barn eaves and inside the RV vents. I make example of them all. They must be taught a lesson.