BROKE MY BIG TOE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhts_PuVFW4

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@farmerman,

farmerman wrote:

Well, At least they didnt find anything too wrong. The numbness is just some pressure on a nerve and I should be getting plenty of ice cream .

"Nothing too wrong" is very good news.

Hey, I thought ice cream was for a tonsil problem, not a toe problem. Well, kiddo, take it when you can get it.

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I can sympathise. I broke my little toe a few years ago. Was off work for 10 days, and when I finally returned, I couldn't wear anything harder than a pair of slippers for another 3 weeks. I wasn't permitted on the plant and was trapped in the basement workshop - on top of receiving some good natured ribbing from my colleagues on my attire!
It really does hurt like a bitch.

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@Wilso,

I did use a few recreational drugs last night but it doesnt hurt so much . The doc gave me some kind of hillibilly drug for pain and Ill just keep it for parties, or if I ever want to off myself.

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The toe is broke. It's history.

If everybody keeps stroking effemm's ego he'll be back up on the roof as soon as it's mended and next time he might break his neck and then I'll have nobody to argue with.

DIY is cheating. It enables people to pose as higher earners than they actually are by moonlighting in the privacy of their homes. A hammock and Yellow Pages makes more sense.

Reconnoitre you local A&E on a warm Sunday afternoon and meditate on the bloodletting.

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@farmerman,

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I don't understand. Those are all jobs for women to be doing. Men are supposed to be sat in pubs discussing important matters like the future direction of society.

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Thats why UK has been in serious decline,
you dont celebrate accomplishments of half your population,
and the other half is dead drunk.

I don 't know, but I 've been told
that thay don 't even celebrate the 4th of July over there.

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@farmerman,

farmerman wrote:

Most Anything of a red hue will kill you. The only red thing that was harmless was my Irish Setter that was my dog when I was a kid.
I dont think we have red wasps up here, but the black and yellow striped ones are mean enough.

It always seems that, as the summer progresses, wasps get meaner than Spiro Agnew at a press conference.

He coud have been President,
if he 'd not quit.

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@dyslexia,

dyslexia wrote:

whenever I'm outside and there's any danger of wasps/hornets I carry my Baretta over/under 12 gauge.
I've never broken a toe although I now have a neighbor with a glass eye.

Well, each to his own taste; I 've never been much of a shotgun kinda guy.
SMGs are nicer,
but for this mission, I suggest that when u guys are working around
outside like that: u be prepared with M2A1-7 Flamethrowers.
It can really do the job on those pesky, flying stingers.
Give it a shot.
Let us know how that works out.

In the meantime u shud both get medical attention.

David

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@OmSigDAVID,

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I don 't know, but I 've been told
that thay don 't even celebrate the 4th of July over there.

You have to be kidding,

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@farmerman,

farmerman wrote:

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I don 't know, but I 've been told
that thay don 't even celebrate the 4th of July over there.
You have to be kidding,

That's just un-American.

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@farmerman,

I can report that nobody in the pub last Saturday drew attention to the date.

The anniversary of the birth of Jesus is a day in the year that celebrations linked to a date take place . The other two are New Year and Good Friday. On the latter it's early closing.

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@edgarblythe,

Im glad that, every fourth of July, we are able to raise a glass of our preferred beverages and toast the little island that made the day's celebration both possible and necessary.

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@farmerman,

I'll drink to that. I buy the 16 oz cans, so King George won't need his specs to read the label.

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Interrupting the discussion to ask farmer how his throbbing toe is this morning. If he's online & I get an answer, you can continue your other discussion, straight after!

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Sorry farmerman, I missed these news until now. This broken-toe-plus-wasp-stitches sounds about as funny as Amish comedy. I hope you recover from it soon.

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@Thomas,

You are laughing up your sleeve at my travails , I know that Thomas. You dont fool me.

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@Thomas,

Thomas wrote:

Sorry farmerman, I missed these news until now.
This broken-toe-plus-wasp-stitches sounds about as funny as Amish comedy.
I hope you recover from it soon.

U have the advantage of me, Thomas:
It has never occurred to me to judge nor estimate the success of Amish comedy.

I don ' t know any of them.

What do u think of it ?

Plenty of chuckles ?

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@farmerman,

farmerman wrote:

You are laughing up your sleeve at my travails , I know that Thomas. You dont fool me.

U may be unnecessarily harsh on our friend, Thomas, Farmer.

U know, in your heart of hearts, that u brought this misadventure upon yourself
by going up on that roof, without your flamethrower.

( I 'm not gonna say anything about irresponsibility . . . )

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At the very least, u coud have used it to cauterize the wound to prevent infection.

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@OmSigDAVID,

I am now looking through the "Flame Throwers R US" catalog. I hope the unit comes with proper safety badging like
Very Happy

o Not use as a dipillatory device"

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