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Caption The Cartoon

 
 
izzythepush
 
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Tue 7 Oct, 2014 04:43 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:

Thanks Frank......but it's more of a gooey dessert, really.
You betrayed the spirit of trifle when you said jello.
firefly
 
  3  
Tue 7 Oct, 2014 06:58 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/10/13/p465/141013_contest_p465.jpg

Look, honey, the Homestyle Menu includes leftovers.
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firefly
 
  1  
Tue 7 Oct, 2014 07:03 pm
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These days, this is the only way of being sure you're getting a meal that isn't microwaved.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Tue 7 Oct, 2014 10:16 pm
@Lordyaswas,

http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/10/13/p465/141013_contest_p465.jpg

I think I'll have the diced chicken, tinned tomato, onion, curry powder, rice, salt, pepper, water and two saucepans.
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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Tue 7 Oct, 2014 10:17 pm
Bump
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Lordyaswas
 
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Tue 7 Oct, 2014 10:19 pm
@hingehead,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/10/13/p465/141013_contest_p465.jpg

It's either you playing footsie, or the lobster has escaped from the oven again.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Tue 7 Oct, 2014 10:21 pm
@hingehead,

http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/10/13/p465/141013_contest_p465.jpg

I'd better cook, darling, seeing as this is a no smoking restaurant.
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Tue 7 Oct, 2014 10:25 pm
Bump
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Lordyaswas
 
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Tue 7 Oct, 2014 10:50 pm
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:

Lordyaswas wrote:

Thanks Frank......but it's more of a gooey dessert, really.
You betrayed the spirit of trifle when you said jello.


Well, I had to play the available audience.........

I originally went with jelly, but then I thought jelly they'll think jam, yada yada....
I'm just glad my old nan wasn't looking down. She'd have given me a spiritual clip round the ear.
izzythepush
 
  1  
Wed 8 Oct, 2014 01:33 am
@Lordyaswas,
What's wrong with sherry?
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Wed 8 Oct, 2014 01:35 am
@izzythepush,
She's got the 'flu.
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George
 
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Wed 8 Oct, 2014 05:58 am
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/10/13/p465/141013_contest_p465.jpg
This isn't a menu. It's the directions to the supermarket.
George
 
  3  
Thu 9 Oct, 2014 05:48 am
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/10/13/p465/141013_contest_p465.jpg
I liked this place a lot better when it was an Arby's.
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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Thu 9 Oct, 2014 06:28 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/10/13/p465/141013_contest_p465.jpg

Have you seen that Italian waiter anywhere, dear? He seems to have disappeared since you ordered the tongue special.

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Ragman
 
  2  
Thu 9 Oct, 2014 06:32 am
@panzade,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/10/13/p465/141013_contest_p465.jpg

""Hot, new place, in deed!
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panzade
 
  3  
Thu 9 Oct, 2014 06:55 am
@George,
I had something similar in mind George.
Good one!
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/10/13/p465/141013_contest_p465.jpg
00000000000This isn't the menu. It's the warranty
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panzade
 
  3  
Sun 12 Oct, 2014 08:47 pm
winners
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/15/p323/140915_contest_p323.jpg
First Place
"Didn't you see the light?"

Second Place
"Let's not tell Dad."

Third Place
"You're supposed to be on the other shoulder."
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edgarblythe
 
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Sun 12 Oct, 2014 08:57 pm
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How to rekindle hot romance.
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George
 
  2  
Mon 13 Oct, 2014 07:00 am
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/10/13/p465/141013_contest_p465.jpg
My weenie is roasting.
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vonny
 
  1  
Mon 13 Oct, 2014 01:57 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/10/13/p465/141013_contest_p465.jpg

"Am I playing footie with you or are they pig's trotters?"
 

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