
It doesn't handle wet conditions at all well.

And birds never crap on them.
@panzade,
An earlier model flew out the door.

And I'll throw in floormats and a pooper-scooper.
@Ragman,
You can also change this into a sports model simply by shaving the legs.
@George,
Make sure you wear a helmet in October, as that is its rutting season.
@Lordyaswas,
I looked up the word
ribald in the dictionary.
There was a picture of you.
@panzade,

It's rabies shots are up to date.
@tsarstepan,

Subaru has just released a limited Beast Wars Edition for that model.
1.) "The stick on the left is the gear shift, the one on the right will make him purr."
2.) "It'll hump a VW in a heartbeat."

Wait'll you see what happens when someone cuts you off!
@panzade,
I think I shall go for the "Effing cook it yourself Mixed Grill".
@panzade,
I would have gone for the slow roast lamb, but I forgot to bring my pyjamas.

I'd order a salad but what would be the point?
@George,
"Can't wait to see what's on the washing up trolley."