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Caption The Cartoon

 
 
izzythepush
 
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Wed 20 Aug, 2014 10:01 am
@George,
Don't Americans go out on the pull then? How do you procreate?
firefly
 
  1  
Wed 20 Aug, 2014 10:14 am
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/08/25/p465/140825_contest_p465.jpg

The kid claims she's holding them for ransom, and thought they'd get a happy meal during happy hour.
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OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Wed 20 Aug, 2014 12:58 pm
@firefly,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/08/25/p465/140825_contest_p465.jpg

"Nah, they're both shemales, and you should see the size of their shafts."
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OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Wed 20 Aug, 2014 12:59 pm
@firefly,
.bump
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OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Wed 20 Aug, 2014 12:59 pm
@firefly,
bump
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hingehead
 
  4  
Wed 20 Aug, 2014 01:00 pm
@George,
Two nations divided by a common language. Innit?
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hingehead
 
  3  
Wed 20 Aug, 2014 01:02 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/08/25/p465/140825_contest_p465.jpg

One says he's the 'love train'.
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Lustig Andrei
 
  1  
Wed 20 Aug, 2014 01:05 pm
@izzythepush,
The expression "on the pull" is in a foreign language where Americans are concerned. They may go out on the pull, as you call it, but the expression itself is meaningless to them.
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hingehead
 
  2  
Wed 20 Aug, 2014 01:08 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/08/25/p465/140825_contest_p465.jpg

My locomotive doesn't understand me.
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George
 
  3  
Wed 20 Aug, 2014 02:07 pm
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:
. . . How do you procreate?

Let me see if I can recall.
Hmmm . . . No, that's not it.
Wait, maybe . . . Nah.
Oh, I remember! No, that's swimming.




I'll get back to you.
panzade
 
  1  
Wed 20 Aug, 2014 03:18 pm
@izzythepush,
'the pull" is actually a French Kiss.
Not much chance of getting pregnant I'd say.
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Lustig Andrei
 
  4  
Wed 20 Aug, 2014 03:37 pm
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/746/383/827.jpg
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George
 
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Thu 21 Aug, 2014 07:01 am
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/08/25/p465/140825_contest_p465.jpg
No, they're not here. Have you tried Lexington Avenue?
izzythepush
 
  2  
Thu 21 Aug, 2014 07:12 am
@George,
George wrote:
I'll get back to you.


So that's how you do it.
panzade
 
  1  
Thu 21 Aug, 2014 08:05 am
@George,
George, you reminded me of a country song "Tell Ol' I Ain't Here his wife's on the phone."
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/08/25/p465/140825_contest_p465.jpg
0If that's my wife tell her I jumped the track on Lexington Ave
George
 
  2  
Thu 21 Aug, 2014 09:37 am
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:
George wrote:
I'll get back to you.
So that's how you do it.
Ha!
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jespah
 
  4  
Thu 21 Aug, 2014 12:10 pm
@panzade,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/08/25/p465/140825_contest_p465.jpg
I keep tryin' to tell 'em; this is a tranny bar, not a train bar.
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firefly
 
  2  
Thu 21 Aug, 2014 12:21 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/08/25/p465/140825_contest_p465.jpg

They're insisting they can't face another rush hour sober.
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George
 
  4  
Fri 22 Aug, 2014 06:02 am
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/08/25/p465/140825_contest_p465.jpg
Two subway cars and a blonde walk into a bar . . .
Ragman
 
  1  
Sat 23 Aug, 2014 08:44 am
@George,

http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/08/25/p465/140825_contest_p465.jpg
"Yes, this is the place where your train of thought gets derailed."
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