"Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it... "
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DrewDad
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Tue 7 Jan, 2014 07:39 am
@DrewDad,
"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay..."
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DrewDad
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Tue 7 Jan, 2014 07:39 am
@DrewDad,
"This is the first time I've ever seen a penis wearing a tie!"
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DrewDad
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Tue 7 Jan, 2014 01:58 pm
@DrewDad,
"Christ, what an asshole!"
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DrewDad
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Tue 7 Jan, 2014 02:03 pm
@DrewDad,
"Go build a death what, now?"
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DrewDad
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Tue 7 Jan, 2014 02:04 pm
@DrewDad,
Good lord. How many of these do I have to enter before a new page pops up?
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hingehead
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Tue 7 Jan, 2014 02:05 pm
The architect called, it's not a desk - it's a sacrificial altar.
