With the wage reductions recently, I think the staff would feel better if you also included yourself in this austerity drive.
Maybe if you gave away one of your pot plants?
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Lordyaswas
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Mon 6 Jan, 2014 05:13 am
@panzade,
Oh, by the way Janitor....the banking inspectors are due here tomorrow and the CEO wants them to go away thinking that we're not obscenely rich. He wonders whether you can mock up a smelly little stock cupboard/office for the day?
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Lordyaswas
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Mon 6 Jan, 2014 05:16 am
@panzade,
I'm sorry to inform you Mr Morgan-Stanley, but both your number one and number two petal throwers have phoned in sick.
I've just had another email from you know who in Texas, Mr Halliburton.
He still claims he hasn't had his kickback from us re. The Iraq thing. He kept muttering on about fooling him twice and shame on something or other.
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Lordyaswas
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Mon 6 Jan, 2014 05:39 am
@panzade,
I've just heard that your wig has been found, Mr Trump. Apparently, someone called Setanta has been feeding it for the past two weeks, thinking it was a stray dog.
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Lordyaswas
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Mon 6 Jan, 2014 05:44 am
@panzade,
Sir, as the annual salary review is due, I was just wondering if you would allow me to see if I can get my nose browner than I did last year?
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Lordyaswas
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Mon 6 Jan, 2014 05:56 am
@panzade,
No sir, when I phoned you last week thinking that I'd won the lottery, I called you an utter brick.
Brick is good!
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hingehead
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Mon 6 Jan, 2014 06:36 am
And this is real blood flowing from your desk? Psych!
Was it necessary to sit up three levels higher to prove you're the boss?
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Advocate
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Mon 6 Jan, 2014 11:58 am
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:
All I want is $15 an hour.
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firefly
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Mon 6 Jan, 2014 04:13 pm
Yes, your Highness, I would like a modest cost-of-living increase for next year.
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firefly
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Mon 6 Jan, 2014 06:02 pm
As your brother, and business partner, I''ve got to tell you your grandiosity has become absurd. For Pete's sake, Harry, you're taking your self-appointed title as "The King of Toilet Seats" way too seriously.
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firefly
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Mon 6 Jan, 2014 06:06 pm
I have to enter a plea about whether I'm here to ask for a raise?
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firefly
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Mon 6 Jan, 2014 06:09 pm
Even when we were salesmen together, you were always in a class by yourself.
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firefly
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Mon 6 Jan, 2014 06:12 pm
If you symbolize the American Dream, it's no wonder the middle class is vanishing.
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vonny
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Tue 7 Jan, 2014 06:07 am
"Sorry, sir - I guess I got the scale all wrong when I designed your new office."
