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@hingehead,

Parmesan?

Brilliant!

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http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/08/05/p465/130805_contest_p465.jpg

I'm afraid that's anatomically impossible, Ma'am.
Do you have any other requests?

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@DrewDad,

"Welcome to 'Foodception!'" <bwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamm>

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@DrewDad,

"Can I refill your water?"

(Those of you familiar with the "spit valve" may retch quietly.)

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@panzade,

Aha!

How about the wine barrel polka?

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@hingehead,

My brother Reginald here reckons you are an expert at blowing. I bet him £5 that you can't get a tune out of this.

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''Sorry but I don't do Rock requests, not since Bohemian Rhapsody blew out my sphincter.''

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@DrewDad,

And if you don't tip well I shall empty the saliva chamber into your handbag.

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@Lordyaswas,

"There's no dog... but you can blame it on me."

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@George,

.....and now, as Walter kneels down unt proposes, I shall play the traditional Bavarian romantic favourite, "I'll oom-pah pah you, if you'll oom-pah pah me".

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@George,

Did you order the Tuba sandwich, you naughty girl? Or is the waiter's hearing aid broken again?

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@Lordyaswas,

<Stereotypical heavy Italian accent>
"But, he-a said you like-a to be polka'd!"

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@George,

Flight of the bumblebee? Are you having a laugh?

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@Lordyaswas,

The Chef and the Maitre D have a trumpet and a french horn, and wondered whether you would like to go into the kitchen and blow them?

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@Lordyaswas,

Lordyaswas wrote:

Flight of the bumblebee? Are you having a laugh?

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@DrewDad,

DrewDad wrote:

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Great! I'm all cultured up for the rest of the day.

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And the videos are swarming in! Shocked

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