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hingehead
 
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Mon 17 Jun, 2013 11:15 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/24/p465/130624_contest_p465.jpg

Let X be Burma Shave.
hingehead
 
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Mon 17 Jun, 2013 11:18 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/24/p465/130624_contest_p465.jpg
If you help me with my differential calculus homework and buy a ticket to the ball I'll let you off with a warning.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Tue 18 Jun, 2013 06:54 am
@hingehead,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/24/p465/130624_contest_p465.jpg

We've set the engine to these specifications as you requested, Mr Setanta.
Once you reach 88 mph you will be thrown back to Jan 2001, so that you can re-live the George W. Bush glory days all over again.
Lordyaswas
 
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Tue 18 Jun, 2013 06:55 am
Ahem........

Bump.
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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Tue 18 Jun, 2013 06:58 am
Ahem.....cough cough...

Buuuummmmp!
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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Tue 18 Jun, 2013 07:05 am
Normally three bumps does the trick.....so......


BUMP!
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Advocate
 
  2  
Tue 18 Jun, 2013 11:09 am
@hingehead,
Quote:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/24/p465/130624_contest_p465.jpg




If you think these rules are tough, wait until you see the rules for voting in North Carolina.
DrewDad
 
  3  
Tue 18 Jun, 2013 11:21 am
@Advocate,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/24/p465/130624_contest_p465.jpg
"Your glassy-eyed stare now gives me the right to perform a cavity search for drugs...."
Ragman
 
  2  
Tue 18 Jun, 2013 12:17 pm
@DrewDad,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/24/p465/130624_contest_p465.jpg
"Were you speeding, you ask me? You approached the speed of light!"
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vonny
 
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Tue 18 Jun, 2013 01:01 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/24/p465/130624_contest_p465.jpg

Forget speeding - who drew on my whiteboard?
igm
 
  1  
Tue 18 Jun, 2013 03:03 pm
@vonny,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/24/p465/130624_contest_p465.jpg

... actually sir, a physicist has gone missing and this is a description of his most recent equation..
Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Tue 18 Jun, 2013 03:23 pm
@igm,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/24/p465/130624_contest_p465.jpg

Don't you pull that "did you know there's a fly on the end of your stick" routine on me, boy.

cicerone imposter
 
  2  
Tue 18 Jun, 2013 07:31 pm
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/24/p465/130624_contest_p465.jpg
If you can give me the correct answer, I'll let you go.
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firefly
 
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Tue 18 Jun, 2013 07:46 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/24/p465/130624_contest_p465.jpg
It's the new field sobriety test and you've got 15 seconds to give me an answer.
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firefly
 
  2  
Tue 18 Jun, 2013 07:49 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/24/p465/130624_contest_p465.jpg
I'm Border Patrol, and if you can't solve it, you're staying in Mexico.
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ossobuco
 
  1  
Tue 18 Jun, 2013 07:49 pm
@vonny,
Funny, Vonny.
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glitterbag
 
  2  
Tue 18 Jun, 2013 09:04 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/oldman_zpsce790843.jpg

Did you see that, Agent Green?
He deliberately took two viagra in an attempt to tip the lamp over!


You make me laugh but you're a naughty boy. I think I'm in love.
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hingehead
 
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Tue 18 Jun, 2013 11:56 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/24/p465/130624_contest_p465.jpg
Until you balance both sides of this equation college security isn't letting you go anywhere Professor Frink.
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BillW
 
  1  
Wed 19 Jun, 2013 04:46 pm
bump to me
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George
 
  4  
Wed 19 Jun, 2013 07:15 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/24/p465/130624_contest_p465.jpg
How did we come up with 55 mph, you ask?
 

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