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A deathbed confession will help ease your mind. Tell the truth, did you ever unfairly try to get a senior discount?

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We've decided to skip your CAT scan and go with something more low-tech.

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If you're still alive, Mr. Jones, blink three times, if you're not, just forget that instruction.

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Happy 107h birthday, Mr. Jones. Fire regulations prohibit that many candles in here, so do you want to make a wish and turn off your birthday lamp?

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Do you remember the 'Death Panels' Sarah Palin warned about? Well, we're from Bluebird Health Care, and we think they sound interesting.

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Your medical coverage is used up, so you better 'tell us where we can seize any hidden assets, otherwise your bed will go the way of the night-table.

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15 BINGOs in row. Are we supposed to think that's just good luck?

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@George,

Let's go, Muggsy. A deathbed confession isn't something you can postpone.

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@George,

George wrote:

You did your time, Whitey, so you can go out and have some fun.

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@panzade,

Simply a name picked at random, and purely coincidental that it happens to conjure up thoughts of capybara, about which I know absolutely nothing.

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@firefly,

Yes, we've double checked the Synagogue records, Mr Samuels. Your Bris Milah was overlooked and the Rabbi now wants to put things right.

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@Lordyaswas,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/24/p465/130624_contest_p465.jpg

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@DrewDad,

It means you were speeding.

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@DrewDad,

"So, yes, I can determine both your speed and location, Mr. Heisenberg."

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@DrewDad,

"As you can see, there's a reason why I'm in law enforcement...."

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@DrewDad,

So to re-cap, a Higgs boson of mass ~ 125 GeV has been tentatively confirmed by shift Sargeant O'Malley's speed gun, and it was last seen disappearing up your tailpipe.

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This is the Nerd Lane, sir. If you can't solve the speed limit, you can't drive in it.

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@firefly,

firefly wrote:

Happy 107h birthday, Mr. Jones. Fire regulations prohibit that many candles in here, so do you want to make a wish and turn off your birthday lamp?

You rule, I blew coffee out my nose when I saw your caption.

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We have rules about time dilation and mass increase in this state, mister!

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My bad. I thought you said you had relativity in the police force, not a relative.

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