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cicerone imposter
 
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Thu 9 May, 2013 08:12 pm
@edgarblythe,
Now, again, "jesus loves me...."
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Lordyaswas
 
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Fri 10 May, 2013 02:05 am
@edgarblythe,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/13/p290/130513_contest_p290.jpg

I thought the ebay "buy now" button had froze, so I just kept pressing it until something happened.
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vonny
 
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Fri 10 May, 2013 03:09 am
bump
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George
 
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Fri 10 May, 2013 04:32 am
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There are fewer and fewer of them after every low bridge.
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igm
 
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Fri 10 May, 2013 03:58 pm
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So... the joke is... there are two and the rest are inflatable!
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edgarblythe
 
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Fri 10 May, 2013 04:35 pm
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They want to be dropped off in Africa.
cicerone imposter
 
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Fri 10 May, 2013 07:05 pm
@edgarblythe,
That's only a rumor. Mr. Green
edgarblythe
 
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Fri 10 May, 2013 07:16 pm
@cicerone imposter,
Disneyland?
cicerone imposter
 
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Fri 10 May, 2013 07:23 pm
@edgarblythe,
Disneyland said they'll take one dozen!
ossobuco
 
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Fri 10 May, 2013 07:53 pm
@cicerone imposter,
The one in France?
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vonny
 
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Sat 11 May, 2013 03:36 am
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/13/p290/130513_contest_p290.jpg
It's buy one, get one free!
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George
 
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Sat 11 May, 2013 08:57 am
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Mormons.
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XXSpadeMasterXX
 
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Sat 11 May, 2013 09:03 pm
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Thou shall build an ark of gopher wood, and it shall be 300 cubits, by 50 cubits, by 30 cubits, and thou shall take 600 giraffes with you...
cicerone imposter
 
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Sat 11 May, 2013 09:53 pm
@XXSpadeMasterXX,
Trivia on your Noah's ark.
Your 600 giraffes weighs 1,050 tons.
The ark is 450,000 cubits or 664,370 sq ft. How much of that is livable space is the 64 dollar question.
But they have plenty of room for reproduction!
edgarblythe
 
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Sat 11 May, 2013 09:57 pm
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Put sails on them and let's get moving.
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XXSpadeMasterXX
 
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Sat 11 May, 2013 11:56 pm
@cicerone imposter,
You can not figure that out by square feet...or feet ^2...but volume, or cubic feet (feet ^3)

Noah's Ark had about 1.5 million feet ^3 or 1.5 million cubic feet...

Cubit = 18 inches, 300 cubits = 450 feet, 50 cubits = 75 feet, 30 cubits = 45 feet

450 feet x 75 feet x 45 feet = 1,518,750 feet ^3

The average giraffe is 204 feet ^3

204 feet ^3 x 600 = 122,400 feet ^3

1,518,750 feet ^3 - 122,400 feet ^3 = 1,396,350 feet ^3
roger
 
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Sun 12 May, 2013 12:00 am
@XXSpadeMasterXX,
Wazzat come to in cubic cubits.
roger
 
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Sun 12 May, 2013 12:00 am
@XXSpadeMasterXX,
Wazzat come to in cubic cubits?
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XXSpadeMasterXX
 
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Sun 12 May, 2013 12:05 am
@roger,
Cubit = 18 inches or 1.5 feet...

1,518,750 feet ^3 / 1.5 = 1,012,500 cubits ^3...122,400 feet ^3 / 1.5 = 81,600 cubits ^3

1,012,500 cubits ^3 - 81,600 cubits ^3 = 930,900 cubits ^3
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George
 
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Sun 12 May, 2013 10:11 am
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Time was running out and who the hell knows what an oryx or an okapi
or a dik-dik looks like. So I just grabbed bunch of these.
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