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firefly
 
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Wed 8 May, 2013 06:27 am
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I forgot to tell them they should wait until we reached shore before following the commandment to "be fruitful and multiply."
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firefly
 
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Wed 8 May, 2013 06:31 am
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I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.
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firefly
 
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Wed 8 May, 2013 06:33 am
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You better believe we're on the poop deck.
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igm
 
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Wed 8 May, 2013 06:42 am
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Unbelievably, they are two sets of siamese twins!
cicerone imposter
 
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Wed 8 May, 2013 01:22 pm
@igm,
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I'm looking for my siblings!
vonny
 
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Wed 8 May, 2013 01:33 pm
@cicerone imposter,
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"Ladders haven't been invented yet - Giraffes may not be the perfect solution, but it's the best I can come up with at short notice".
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ossobuco
 
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Wed 8 May, 2013 02:42 pm
@George,
I don't know quite why that made me laugh (out loud, too) but it did, George.
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firefly
 
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Wed 8 May, 2013 02:42 pm
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I'm always afraid of a mutiny, because I can't get them to look up to me.
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edgarblythe
 
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Wed 8 May, 2013 03:34 pm
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All I see is giraffe genitalia, 24-7.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Wed 8 May, 2013 04:08 pm
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"I think I had one too many last night. Lost count by the time the giraffes came on board."
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hingehead
 
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Wed 8 May, 2013 05:21 pm
@edgarblythe,
Quote:
genitalia, 24-7


I thought you were citing a biblical chapter and verse :-)
edgarblythe
 
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Wed 8 May, 2013 05:24 pm
@hingehead,
It's from a biblical book that never made the cut.
igm
 
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Wed 8 May, 2013 05:24 pm
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So Notnoah, you had a vision and God told you to fill a boat with giraffes... did he give a reason?
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cicerone imposter
 
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Wed 8 May, 2013 05:27 pm
@edgarblythe,
Your use of the word "cut" is apropos. Mr. Green
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George
 
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Thu 9 May, 2013 08:49 am
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It's not my fault. They were wearing disguises.
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firefly
 
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Thu 9 May, 2013 09:47 am
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I said, "Do you see land?", and they got all excited because they thought it was, "You're going to Disneyland".
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firefly
 
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Thu 9 May, 2013 09:49 am
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Next time, remind me not to book a Carnival Bible Cruise.
Advocate
 
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Thu 9 May, 2013 03:27 pm
@firefly,
Well done!!!!!!!!
cicerone imposter
 
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Thu 9 May, 2013 05:34 pm
@Advocate,
Maybe, DISNEY? Mr. Green
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edgarblythe
 
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Thu 9 May, 2013 06:12 pm
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That's a throaty sound, choir.
 

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