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firefly
 
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Mon 15 Apr, 2013 12:30 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/22/p465/130422_contest_p465.jpg
The 911 operator wants to know what part of the paper he's reading.
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firefly
 
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Mon 15 Apr, 2013 12:33 pm
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It's the building super, he wants to know if we've noticed any unusual rodent activity. Isn't reading the paper unusual?
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firefly
 
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Mon 15 Apr, 2013 12:37 pm
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Animal control says he sounds so domesticated he must be someone's missing pet.
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firefly
 
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Mon 15 Apr, 2013 01:20 pm
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Well, are you a man or a mouse? Go ask him what he's doing in your chair.
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firefly
 
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Mon 15 Apr, 2013 01:24 pm
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The exterminator can't come until Wednesday unless it's some sort of an emergency. Well, is it?
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firefly
 
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Mon 15 Apr, 2013 01:33 pm
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I told 911 he was about 6 foot 2 and they want to know how much we've been drinking.
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hingehead
 
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Mon 15 Apr, 2013 03:10 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/22/p465/130422_contest_p465.jpg

It's the Lay-Z-Boy client center with a customer satisfaction survey.
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hingehead
 
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Mon 15 Apr, 2013 03:11 pm
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They say they can deliver a 30 foot cat tomorrow morning but it won't fit through the door.
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hingehead
 
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Mon 15 Apr, 2013 03:12 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/22/p465/130422_contest_p465.jpg
No, I don't know where his robe is...
cicerone imposter
 
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Mon 15 Apr, 2013 03:41 pm
@hingehead,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/22/p465/130422_contest_p465.jpg
He says his pet is a cat.
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ossobuco
 
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Mon 15 Apr, 2013 04:14 pm
@nqyringmind,
(brilliant)
ossobuco
 
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Mon 15 Apr, 2013 04:16 pm
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/22/p465/130422_contest_p465.jpg

Do you know of any salon that does tail wraps?


Many years ago and far away, I used to have to grab lab rats to inject for human pregnancy testing.
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hingehead
 
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Mon 15 Apr, 2013 04:57 pm
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He's always like this until you give him a Snickers.
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nqyringmind
 
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Mon 15 Apr, 2013 05:15 pm
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Yes Henry! I know what he looks like, but since when does an IRS agent show up at 3:00 in the morning and just make themselves at home?"
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firefly
 
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Tue 16 Apr, 2013 10:14 am
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The police said, if he followed you home from your lab, just put him in a cage and drive him back.
panzade
 
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Tue 16 Apr, 2013 11:22 am
The winners

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/03/25/p323/130325_contest_p323.jpg


First Place
"I was wrong. This meeting is still boring."

Second Place
"Remember, we present to the emperor tomorrow at eleven."

Third Place
"The back of my head is up here, Tom."






Ragman
 
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Tue 16 Apr, 2013 12:03 pm
@panzade,
Those are NYer magazine winners, huh?

IMHO, many of ours are far better.
ossobuco
 
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Tue 16 Apr, 2013 12:17 pm
@Ragman,
Yeah, but as a group we're pretty miserable at entering the NYer contest.
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DrewDad
 
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Tue 16 Apr, 2013 12:23 pm
@Ragman,
I think first and third are pretty good. Second is not very original, but I shouldn't complain as I did my own emperor-has-no-clothes joke.
Butrflynet
 
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Tue 16 Apr, 2013 12:34 pm
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/22/p465/130422_contest_p465.jpg
Shhh, I'm calling the "What Ever Happened To..." thread to tell them Mark Noble is granting us one of his quarterly visits.
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