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firefly
 
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Mon 1 Apr, 2013 04:53 pm
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Perhaps I'm being paranoid, but why does the pork always get top billing--HAM and cheese, BACON and eggs, SAUSAGES and peppers--does that seem kosher to you?
jespah
 
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Mon 1 Apr, 2013 04:56 pm
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/08/p465/130408_contest_p465.jpg
Well, Doc, I followed your advice and got laid. I guess next you'll want me to get fried.
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firefly
 
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Mon 1 Apr, 2013 04:58 pm
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I don't know if I'm overly competitive, or if I just have a morbid fear of being beaten.
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firefly
 
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Mon 1 Apr, 2013 05:13 pm
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I'm happy to report that therapy has greased the way for me to be able to roll with the punches.
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ossobuco
 
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Mon 1 Apr, 2013 05:51 pm
@firefly,
So funny..
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nqyringmind
 
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Tue 2 Apr, 2013 03:58 pm
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"Howdy Doc, you mind if I call you Kevin? Anyway, everything is just so scrambled for me right now...my nest door neighbor, Mrs. Bantam, keeps egging me on and yelling at me; 'I came first!', I can't get chicks because I never go out on Frydays and I just can't seem to come out of my shell...."
ossobuco
 
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Tue 2 Apr, 2013 04:04 pm
@nqyringmind,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/08/p465/130408_contest_p465.jpg

Doctor Bacon, I have to tell you this lounge isn't very comfortable. It feels like concrete to me, and I should know. We eggs need more coddling, in the human sense of the word.
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edgarblythe
 
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Tue 2 Apr, 2013 04:10 pm
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My family got packed in an egg carton and shipped off to some sort of Julia Child heaven. I rolled into a corner just in time to avoid a like fate. I rode on a farmer's cart into the city and got taken in by a family of sausages. Patty was my sausage friend, who helped me make it into show business. My part in Omelettes was my biggest hit. What were we talikg about? Oh, yes. My cousin Humpty.
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hingehead
 
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Tue 2 Apr, 2013 05:43 pm
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Do you really think you can release my inner chicken?
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hingehead
 
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Tue 2 Apr, 2013 05:44 pm
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Some days I feel like there's an eagle inside me yearning to stretch its wings and fly.
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hingehead
 
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Tue 2 Apr, 2013 05:45 pm
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Sorry to bail you up at this costume party, but I could feel a panic attack coming on.
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hingehead
 
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Tue 2 Apr, 2013 05:53 pm
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Could you untie my shoelaces?
ossobuco
 
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Tue 2 Apr, 2013 06:28 pm
@hingehead,
That one is genius..
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laughoutlood
 
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Tue 2 Apr, 2013 11:48 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/08/p465/130408_contest_p465.jpg

I dream of a better tomato.
laughoutlood
 
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Wed 3 Apr, 2013 12:05 am
@laughoutlood,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/08/p465/130408_contest_p465.jpg

I'm consumed by separation anxiety etiology.
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Ragman
 
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Wed 3 Apr, 2013 09:22 am
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/08/p465/130408_contest_p465.jpg
I really felt inadequate and confused in Paris. They kept saying to me that it's an oeuf!
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firefly
 
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Wed 3 Apr, 2013 10:38 am
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Sometimes I feel so insignificant. Don't you ever long to be a part of something larger than yourself, like an omelet, a salad, or a quiche?
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panzade
 
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Wed 3 Apr, 2013 02:15 pm
@hingehead,
Quote:
Could you untie my shoelaces?


You're definitely unhinged Very Happy
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panzade
 
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Wed 3 Apr, 2013 02:17 pm
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00000000Well...it all started when my brother fell off the wall...
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nqyringmind
 
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Wed 3 Apr, 2013 08:53 pm
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"No, no, no, Dr., keep your shirt on! I meant 'strip' as in 'strip of bacon'! ...Duh!!"
 

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