I love your subtlety, doc, my last therapist was a real ham.
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firefly
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Mon 1 Apr, 2013 09:53 am
My life seems to be one egg-istential crisis after another, doctor. I always feel I'm perched over the abyss. I think you shrinks call it the Humpty syndrome.
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firefly
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Mon 1 Apr, 2013 10:00 am
The trauma of being abruptly removed from the nest has left me with unresolved attachment issues.
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firefly
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Mon 1 Apr, 2013 10:07 am
Ever since I realized I'm too old to hatch, I think I've been going through a mid-life crisis.
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firefly
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Mon 1 Apr, 2013 10:39 am
Have you ever thought of starting group sessions? I know some hash browns and toast with some burning issues.
"My friend just told me that humans actually want to fry my inner child and eat it!"
At least you don't get the "bad-egg" type comments that I do.
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ossobuco
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Mon 1 Apr, 2013 01:59 pm
@nqyringmind,
Awwwww!
Doctor, I feel that you are busting my chops.
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firefly
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Mon 1 Apr, 2013 04:31 pm
I think I'm ready to terminate our long-standing relationship, doc. I've decided that psychoanalysis is just too 20th century, and you're still using a quill pen for Pete's sake, and, while you're loaded with preservatives and can afford a leisurely pace, I'm facing an expiration date and better get rolling. Beside, without having to pay your bill, I'll be able to live high on the hog for a change.
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firefly
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Mon 1 Apr, 2013 04:38 pm
These sessions always heighten my inadequacies, and I think it's because the seating arrangement makes me feel like a side-dish.
