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hingehead
 
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Mon 25 Mar, 2013 09:43 pm
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I'm sorry, that's not my coffin.
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hingehead
 
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Mon 25 Mar, 2013 09:43 pm
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And that be lesson to the rest of you lousy tippers!
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firefly
 
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Tue 26 Mar, 2013 04:39 am
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Eat, drink, and be merry, because tomorrow you might be joining him.
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firefly
 
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Tue 26 Mar, 2013 04:44 am
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He's leaving his memory in your mouths.
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firefly
 
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Tue 26 Mar, 2013 04:47 am
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We may have lost a Chef, but we haven't lost our appetites.
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firefly
 
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Tue 26 Mar, 2013 04:54 am
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At the conclusion of the service, please follow the hearse to the Dessert Bar.
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firefly
 
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Tue 26 Mar, 2013 05:18 am
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His kitchen light has gone out for the last time, but the taste lingers on.
nqyringmind
 
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Tue 26 Mar, 2013 10:44 am
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"EXCUSE ME! I'm trying to pay tribute to Chef Antonio! Can you PLEASE stop
worrying about what's on your plates?"
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nqyringmind
 
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Tue 26 Mar, 2013 11:55 am
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Poor Chef Antonio misunderstood the expression "People are dying to get into Le Cordon Bleu!"
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Tue 26 Mar, 2013 11:57 am
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'Say not in grief 'he is no more' but live in thankfulness that he tried his food first'
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Tue 26 Mar, 2013 12:00 pm
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''.... and though his food was rotten he will never be forgotten.''
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nqyringmind
 
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Tue 26 Mar, 2013 12:13 pm
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"...And now we will hear a poem entitled 'Why oh why, did you have to die'
written by Mr. Stanley Binker, current husband of Chef Antonio's ex-wife".
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firefly
 
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Tue 26 Mar, 2013 12:59 pm
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He swore he'd serve microwaved food, "Over my dead body."
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Advocate
 
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Tue 26 Mar, 2013 01:08 pm
@firefly,
Too good!!!!!!!
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firefly
 
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Tue 26 Mar, 2013 01:09 pm
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Just as there are unfinished symphonies, you are about to enjoy an unfinished stew.
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firefly
 
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Tue 26 Mar, 2013 01:10 pm
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The next course was the favorite dish of his little dog Sparky.
Advocate
 
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Fri 29 Mar, 2013 02:13 pm
@firefly,
Quote:

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Have no fear, he will work and reside in that restaurant in the sky.
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panzade
 
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Mon 1 Apr, 2013 04:42 am
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edgarblythe
 
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Mon 1 Apr, 2013 04:48 am
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I could never abide those M&M commercials. Lovable characters who get eaten at the end. Eeuuue.
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edgarblythe
 
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Mon 1 Apr, 2013 04:49 am
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Where do you suppose we end up when we die?
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