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edgarblythe
 
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Mon 25 Mar, 2013 05:22 am
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Too many cooks spoil the stew. The quality of it has just been improved.
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ossobuco
 
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Mon 25 Mar, 2013 07:58 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/01/p465/130401_contest_p465.jpg

Ornamental greenery was the mulch for Chef Pierre's culinary imagination.
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Advocate
 
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Mon 25 Mar, 2013 08:02 am
@panzade,
panzade wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/01/p465/130401_contest_p465.jpg


For his next act, he will decompose right here on the stage.
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Advocate
 
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Mon 25 Mar, 2013 08:06 am
@panzade,
panzade wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/01/p465/130401_contest_p465.jpg


The entree you received is his final masterpiece.
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firefly
 
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Mon 25 Mar, 2013 10:44 am
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He's invited you all to join him for one last meal, and offers his apologies that he cannot circulate among the tables.
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firefly
 
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Mon 25 Mar, 2013 10:50 am
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Our beloved Chef Boyardee may be gone, but his canned pastas will last forever.
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firefly
 
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Mon 25 Mar, 2013 10:54 am
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He died with his ladle in his hand, sampling the stew which is before you.
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firefly
 
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Mon 25 Mar, 2013 11:03 am
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He invites you, dear friends, to sample his final creation---the Coffin Topper Pizza. Buon appetito!
Lustig Andrei
 
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Mon 25 Mar, 2013 02:09 pm
@firefly,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/01/p465/130401_contest_p465.jpg
"He's not wearing any pants."
hingehead
 
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Mon 25 Mar, 2013 06:36 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/01/p465/130401_contest_p465.jpg

Jesus, what an asshole.
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hingehead
 
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Mon 25 Mar, 2013 06:37 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/01/p465/130401_contest_p465.jpg

So if you could just check your surprise stew for a belt buckle...
hingehead
 
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Mon 25 Mar, 2013 06:39 pm
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We have a conundrum folks - the wine must be served at room temperature but Chef is getting whiffy.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Mon 25 Mar, 2013 06:48 pm
@hingehead,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/01/p465/130401_contest_p465.jpg
"Dearly beloved. This being Passover, we thought we'd combine the seder with sitting shiva for Chef Karoli."
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ossobuco
 
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Mon 25 Mar, 2013 06:49 pm
@hingehead,
(I like the guy with the head turned... )
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firefly
 
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Mon 25 Mar, 2013 07:30 pm
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We'll begin the service with an antipasto.
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firefly
 
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Mon 25 Mar, 2013 08:00 pm
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Welcome to McDougal Mortuary's first dinner wake, featuring the signature dishes of the deceased.
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hingehead
 
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Mon 25 Mar, 2013 08:04 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/01/p465/130401_contest_p465.jpg

Welcome to the inaugural cannibal buffet - please form an orderly line...
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firefly
 
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Mon 25 Mar, 2013 08:36 pm
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It's his way of reminding you that we'll all be facing our just desserts.
cicerone imposter
 
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Mon 25 Mar, 2013 09:04 pm
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/01/p465/130401_contest_p465.jpg

I don't get it. He was the worst chef in the country, and we're honoring him?
....or are we celebrating?
MattDavis
 
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Mon 25 Mar, 2013 09:23 pm
@cicerone imposter,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/01/p465/130401_contest_p465.jpg
Just as Chef said to his sous chefs his last night in the kitchen...
"Eat this in remembrance of me."
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